Paris being a 5’8 manlet is GIGA FUCKING BROOTAL

[iblamelayzix]

Thought I was 5’7 but I measured 5’8 exactly this morning and even at this height ( still short ) it’s extremely brutal here in Paris, I go out and am barely the same height as 65% of women and most girls are either one inch shorter than me or same height or taller, let’s not even talk about dudes, my friend who is 5’11 and a half feels average to a bit below average here and I’m not even making this up, and I’m not even a shy 5’8 that is in reality 5’6 and frauds to 5’8 I’m legit 5’8 and wearing 1 inch height boosters combined with my regular shoes that gives me 1 inch so I’m officially 5’10 walking down the streets and it is GIGA FUCKING BRUTAL.

 

[_Zygomatic_]

morning height is taller than your height throughout most of the day ur prolly 5’7

 

[iblamelayzix]

morning height is taller than your height throughout most of the day ur prolly 5’7

Nah cuz I’m 174 cm morning so closer to 5’9 so im legit 5’8 but that’s still short JFL

 

[hello kitty]

Thought I was 5’7 but I measured 5’8 exactly this morning and even at this height ( still short ) it’s extremely brutal here in Paris, I go out and am barely the same height as 65% of women and most girls are either one inch shorter than me or same height or taller, let’s not even talk about dudes, my friend who is 5’11 and a half feels average to a bit below average here and I’m not even making this up, and I’m not even a shy 5’8 that is in reality 5’6 and frauds to 5’8 I’m legit 5’8 and wearing 1 inch height boosters combined with my regular shoes that gives me 1 inch so I’m officially 5’10 walking down the streets and it is GIGA FUCKING BRUTAL.

wlh les server paris cest chaud de ouf.