PARTY NIGHT STORY (GTFIHHHH)

[Psocho]

that aint moi
i dont even speak french

you said what?

 

[Deleted member 131540]

I'm attracted to men

im glad ur outta the closet, im here for you bro

 

[Psocho]

I wish I was cucked by you..

I mean..I could fly you out and let you explore your desires..

 

[Outlander]

Not a single letter

 

[gmoneyyyy21]

RECAP OF THE PARTY

THE BEFORE:​

I have to cope not taking pharma diuretics/ pregab so I made my own VERSION

-700mg caffeine
-micro-dosing mushrooms

THE DURING​

pull up with my boys, immediately IGNORE all the jesters and IMMEDIATELY greets all the fine girls (eye contacts is everything)

WHAT’S THE POINT OF BEING AT A PARTY IF YOUR NOT GONNA PULL?

I recognize the first girl that I see and she gives me a WARM hug for few seconds, backed up complimenting how nice she smelled (JFL I DIDNT SMELL HER)

DIDNT NOTICE HER BF
felt bad for this absolute CUCK moment he had been into AND he was sitting in silence..

Spoiler

should’ve pointed where the cuck chair was ATP

Spoiler: BATHROOM EXPERIENCE

I go to bathroom: NEARLY PISSED myself
when I go there; two lads are hanging there doing shots AND THEY SAID:



“bro holy htn”

replied: dk whats that sorry mate
(fuck whys this shit so mainstream now)
ON EVERYTHING I HAVE, THIS HAPPENED!!
I then go back up (bloody good piss)

I notice the dance floor and IMMEDIATELY go on it, as i’m in the short window of the PEAK effects of the mushrooms!
I dance for a few minutes and people were appreciating my dance moves

I WAS LEGIT THE DANCE FLOOR KING!!

VISUAL REPRESENTATION OF HOW I LEGIT DANCED (THANKS FOR THIS LIL DANCE, PNEUMO)

View attachment 4634814

I will get clips of me dancing next time! promise! (my camera is broken tho..)
BUT IF I SHOULD SAY; MY STYLE OF DANCING IS VERY FLOWY

I was SWARMED with people to dance with, when I did the slightest move, they cheered me over! That was nice!

legit got so many IOIS and eye contacts
One girl after another came to me to compliment me about my eyes!
I weren’t into her or the other ones.

why, you may ask?!

I HAD A TARGET (MY CRUSH):

as soon as the music began to be “bad”, that’s where I strike

“haha, the music is kinda bad don’t you think”
“yeahh I know it kinda sucks right noww”
“yeah we could go chill somewhere else!”
“yeah for sure!!”
*then we talked a lot*

THIS WAS THE LONGEST TIME IVE TALKED TO HER!

MADE HER LAUGH, SMILE, BLUSHED!
WANTED TO KISS HER SO BAD BUT THE EFFECTS WAS ON THE LOW SO I WAS FUCKING SCARED

It was nearly 2 am, FUCK, time passed too quick.

Spoiler

BIGGEST MISTAKE:
MOST GUYS SAY THIS WHEN GOING AT A PARTY: “yeah I go at a party to have a great time with my mate”
that was me without realizing it because i was having too much fun on the dance floor!

DON’T DO THAT! DONT BE ME!
YOU WANNA MAKEOUT WITH GIRLS
THATS WHAT THE SHIT IS!

I tell her i’m heading out soon, I have to, im back at my old autistic self. And I wanna avoid alco-bloat.

Her BEST-FRIEND comes at me:
- “Dude why didn’t you make a move, she was waiting the WHOLE time for you to KISS her, she finds you hot!!”

WELL THINGS CAN’T BE PERFECT
I HAVE MY HOODIE AT HER PLACE
AND THERE’S ANOTHER PARTY THIS FRIDAY

YES, IM GONNA MAKEOUT WITH HER

DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANY ADVICE FOR ME? I TAKE EVERYTHING!!!

-A desperately in-love Psocho

Spoiler: tags

tags:

@hax @Mogs Me @Tomorrow @BR32

Ur kinda corny but i enjoyed reading this

 

[Deleted member 131540]

I mean..I could fly you out and let you explore your desires..

yasss princess treatment

Ur kinda corny but i enjoyed reading this

i will kill everyone you've ever loved, dont call him corny

 

[gmoneyyyy21]

yasss princess treatment

i will kill everyone you've ever loved, dont ever call him corny

Shiver me timbers

 

[gmoneyyyy21]

yasss princess treatment

i will kill everyone you've ever loved, dont call him corny

Goofy assnigga

 

[Deleted member 131540]

Goofy assnigga

nigga's dating a black
u have no room to talk
and if thats u in your pfp, its genuinely over

 

[Psocho]

Not a single letter

Ur kinda corny but i enjoyed reading this

keep ur low effort comments to yourself.
No negativity in my threads please and thank you.

 

[gmoneyyyy21]

View attachment 4644837
nigga's dating a black
u have no room to talk
and if thats u in your pfp, its genuinely over

Look at my posts nigger that was me 2-3 years ago

 

[gmoneyyyy21]

keep ur low effort comments to yourself.
No negativity in my threads please and thank you.

Yo g i said i enjoyed ur story take a compliment

 

[gmoneyyyy21]

View attachment 4644837
nigga's dating a black
u have no room to talk
and if thats u in your pfp, its genuinely over

I can date any race i want to. Niggas find any reason to hate cherry picking ass nigga

 

[Psocho]

View attachment 4644837
nigga's dating a black
u have no room to talk
and if thats u in your pfp, its genuinely over

Caging at “phone sex”, fucking looser

putting his old gf as his avi meaning that’s HIM in his avi

@gmoneyyyy21 , long story short; IT’S OVER FOR YOU

 

[gmoneyyyy21]

Caging at “phone sex”, fucking looser

View attachment 4644901

putting his old gf as his avi meaning that’s HIM in his avi

@gmoneyyyy21 , long story short; IT’S OVER FOR YOU

Nigga u mad at what again? Saying no negitive hate in my comments then post this actual iqlet. Use ur brain son

 

[Psocho]

Goodnight lads!!

 

[Psocho]

@Tomorrow @BR32
tonight is the night boys

(upping my micro dose too)

 

[Scandicel]

RECAP OF THE PARTY

THE BEFORE:​

I have to cope not taking pharma diuretics/ pregab so I made my own VERSION

-700mg caffeine
-micro-dosing mushrooms

THE DURING​

pull up with my boys, immediately IGNORE all the jesters and IMMEDIATELY greets all the fine girls (eye contacts is everything)

WHAT’S THE POINT OF BEING AT A PARTY IF YOUR NOT GONNA PULL?

I recognize the first girl that I see and she gives me a WARM hug for few seconds, backed up complimenting how nice she smelled (JFL I DIDNT SMELL HER)

DIDNT NOTICE HER BF
felt bad for this absolute CUCK moment he had been into AND he was sitting in silence..

Spoiler

should’ve pointed where the cuck chair was ATP

Spoiler: BATHROOM EXPERIENCE

I go to bathroom: NEARLY PISSED myself
when I go there; two lads are hanging there doing shots AND THEY SAID:



“bro holy htn”

replied: dk whats that sorry mate
(fuck whys this shit so mainstream now)
ON EVERYTHING I HAVE, THIS HAPPENED!!
I then go back up (bloody good piss)

I notice the dance floor and IMMEDIATELY go on it, as i’m in the short window of the PEAK effects of the mushrooms!
I dance for a few minutes and people were appreciating my dance moves

I WAS LEGIT THE DANCE FLOOR KING!!

VISUAL REPRESENTATION OF HOW I LEGIT DANCED (THANKS FOR THIS LIL DANCE, PNEUMO)

View attachment 4634814

I will get clips of me dancing next time! promise! (my camera is broken tho..)
BUT IF I SHOULD SAY; MY STYLE OF DANCING IS VERY FLOWY

I was SWARMED with people to dance with, when I did the slightest move, they cheered me over! That was nice!

legit got so many IOIS and eye contacts
One girl after another came to me to compliment me about my eyes!
I weren’t into her or the other ones.

why, you may ask?!

I HAD A TARGET (MY CRUSH):

as soon as the music began to be “bad”, that’s where I strike

“haha, the music is kinda bad don’t you think”
“yeahh I know it kinda sucks right noww”
“yeah we could go chill somewhere else!”
“yeah for sure!!”
*then we talked a lot*

THIS WAS THE LONGEST TIME IVE TALKED TO HER!

MADE HER LAUGH, SMILE, BLUSHED!
WANTED TO KISS HER SO BAD BUT THE EFFECTS WAS ON THE LOW SO I WAS FUCKING SCARED

It was nearly 2 am, FUCK, time passed too quick.

Spoiler

BIGGEST MISTAKE:
MOST GUYS SAY THIS WHEN GOING AT A PARTY: “yeah I go at a party to have a great time with my mate”
that was me without realizing it because i was having too much fun on the dance floor!

DON’T DO THAT! DONT BE ME!
YOU WANNA MAKEOUT WITH GIRLS
THATS WHAT THE SHIT IS!

I tell her i’m heading out soon, I have to, im back at my old autistic self. And I wanna avoid alco-bloat.

Her BEST-FRIEND comes at me:
- “Dude why didn’t you make a move, she was waiting the WHOLE time for you to KISS her, she finds you hot!!”

WELL THINGS CAN’T BE PERFECT
I HAVE MY HOODIE AT HER PLACE
AND THERE’S ANOTHER PARTY THIS FRIDAY

YES, IM GONNA MAKEOUT WITH HER

DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANY ADVICE FOR ME? I TAKE EVERYTHING!!!

-A desperately in-love Psocho

Spoiler: tags

tags:

@hax @Mogs Me @Tomorrow @BR32

Whole ass party night and no pussy or making out.

Caged.

(friendly banter btw)

 

[Scandicel]

@Tomorrow @BR32
tonight is the night boys

(upping my micro dose too)

good luck

 

[Psocho]

Whole ass party night and no pussy or making out.

Caged.

(friendly banter btw)

this fella is NOT ready for what i’m going to do THIS night.

I have the odds by my side!

good luck

thanks man!!

 

[Scandicel]

this fella is NOT ready for what i’m going to do THIS night.

I have the odds by my side!


thanks man!!

mention me in ur thread

Im tryna see what a fellow slayer does on a night out

 

[Psocho]

mention me in ur thread

for sure!

Im tryna see what a fellow slayer does on a night out

Im hella sick rn (plus bloated bc of the mouth breathing)

so, I hope she doesn’t get disgusted by my face rn

 

[Scandicel]

for sure!


Im hella sick rn (plus bloated bc of the mouth breathing)

so, I hope she doesn’t get disgusted by my face rn

probably won't notice it tbf

 

[BR32]

@Tomorrow @BR32
tonight is the night boys

(upping my micro dose too)

Take 10g

 

[Psocho]

Take 10g

nga I finna see the most fucked up hallucinations

bro Im 1h30 late at the party, im gonna arrive at 00h but I said I was gonna arrive at 22h30

my friends JUST told me my crush was waiting on me

 

[BR32]

nga I finna see the most fucked up hallucinations

bro Im 1h30 late at the party, im gonna arrive at 00h but I said I was gonna arrive at 22h30

my friends JUST told me my crush was waiting on me

Ay that’s good

W anticipation