Passive $20000 A Year - Schizomaxxing Disabilitymaxxing Easy Money Guide 2025

[SquareChinOrDeath]

100% confirmed way to get your disability benefits to live stress free and low cortisol:
Check that this is doable where you live.

The Guide

1. Don't sleep for 3-4 days straight.
2. Call the police and tell them you hear people shouting that they are going to murder you.
3. When police arrives they will see that you are going through a psychotic episode. Try to convince them your can hear their voices and they are going to come and stick a knife through your skull or shoot you with a gun, be descriptive. Make empty voice recordings on your phone and tell the police you can hear the voices in them.
4. The police will call an ambulance when they will come to the conclusion that you are going through an episode. Let the ambulance take you to the hospital.
5. When the hospital psychiatrist arrives, say the same things to him and show him the voice recordings. He will send you to a mental institution.
6. When you arrive at the mental institution, make sure to try to convince them that you hear the voices that people are coming to murder you. Show them the voice recordings as well.
7. You will be institutionalized at the mental institution for about two weeks. Important: They will take away your cellphone so make sure you remember a friend's phone number and call them using the public phone at the institution so they could bring you cigarettes, snacks and everything else you need.
8. Convince the mental institution doctor that you understand that you went through an episode and that these were just hallucinations. Promise him to keep taking the drugs that they assigned you and take them.
9. You will be released back home and make sure you arrange to meet a psychiatrist to continue the diagnosis and take more pills. Make sure you get diagnosed with a mental illness.
10. Call a company which deals with getting people disability benefits and that can plow through the bureaucracy at the Social Security Administration.
11. Make sure to continue meeting your psychiatrist and do everything he says.
12. Get about $1500 monthly disability benefits indefinitely.

This is very legit and gets you almost $100,000 for every 5 years with disability, for the rest of your life.

 

[Germanic]

gonna try this thanks OP!!!

 

[idkmanimao]

100% confirmed way to get your disability benefits to live stress free and low cortisol:
Check that this is doable where you live.

The Guide

1. Don't sleep for 3-4 days straight.
2. Call the police and tell them you hear people shouting that they are going to murder you.
3. When police arrives they will see that you are going through a psychotic episode. Try to convince them your can hear their voices and they are going to come and stick a knife through your skull or shoot you with a gun, be descriptive. Make empty voice recordings on your phone and tell the police you can hear the voices in them.
4. The police will call an ambulance when they will come to the conclusion that you are going through an episode. Let the ambulance take you to the hospital.
5. When the hospital psychiatrist arrives, say the same things to him and show him the voice recordings. He will send you to a mental institution.
6. When you arrive at the mental institution, make sure to try to convince them that you hear the voices that people are coming to murder you. Show them the voice recordings as well.
7. You will be institutionalized at the mental institution for about two weeks. Important: They will take away your cellphone so make sure you remember a friend's phone number and call them using the public phone at the institution so they could bring you cigarettes, snacks and everything else you need.
8. Convince the mental institution doctor that you understand that you went through an episode and that these were just hallucinations. Promise him to keep taking the drugs that they assigned you and take them.
9. You will be released back home and make sure you arrange to meet a psychiatrist to continue the diagnosis and take more pills. Make sure you get diagnosed with a mental illness.
10. Call a company which deals with getting people disability benefits and that can plow through the bureaucracy at the Social Security Administration.
11. Make sure to continue meeting your psychiatrist and do everything he says.
12. Get about $1500 monthly disability benefits indefinitely.

This is very legit and gets you almost $100,000 for every 5 years with disability, for the rest of your life.

@Bryce try this and get money for our ascentions, I deadass want to try

 

[Bryce]

@Bryce try this and get money for our ascentions, I deadass want to try

I already have schizophrenia and I've never received shit for it other than monthly Invega injections. Then again, I've never had a true psychotic break, so I can't say for sure whether or not this would work. There's probably some kind of roadblock in this "free money" plan, but it depends

 

[ss07]

Mirin guide

 

[ss07]

Won't this also allow me to skip any future military drafts?

 

[aids]

I already have schizophrenia and I've never received shit for it other than monthly Invega injections. Then again, I've never had a true psychotic break, so I can't say for sure whether or not this would work. There's probably some kind of roadblock in this "free money" plan, but it depends

Does it affect your life much?

 

[pentamogged9000]

Just because you hear voices doesn't mean you are mentally ill

why do people always associate hearing voices and auditory hallucinations without drugs as mental illness

 

[SquareChinOrDeath]

I already have schizophrenia and I've never received shit for it other than monthly Invega injections. Then again, I've never had a true psychotic break, so I can't say for sure whether or not this would work. There's probably some kind of roadblock in this "free money" plan, but it depends

If you are already diagnosed with Schizophrenia you need to immediately call a company which deals with getting people social security benefits, you might be able to get shit loads of money retroactively too. I'm ded srs bro

 

[Bryce]

Does it affect your life much?

With meds not really, off meds I can't function with anything at all

Just because you hear voices doesn't mean you are mentally ill

why do people always associate hearing voices and auditory hallucinations without drugs as mental illness

Inner monologue is very different from hearing constant auditory hallucinations whispering for you to kill yourself or that someone is coming after you, I hope you're kidding

 

[aids]

Just because you hear voices doesn't mean you are mentally ill

why do people always associate hearing voices and auditory hallucinations without drugs as mental illness

1. Call the police and tell them you hear people shouting that they are going to murder you.
2. When police arrives they will see that you are going through a psychotic episode. Try to convince them your can hear their voices and they are going to come and stick a knife through your skull or shoot you with a gun, be descriptive. Make empty voice recordings on your phone and tell the police you can hear the voices in them.

Don't think this is a normal auditory hallucination bro

 

[pentamogged9000]

With meds not really, off meds I can't function with anything at all

Inner monologue is very different from hearing constant auditory hallucinations whispering for you to kill yourself or that someone is coming after you, I hope you're kidding

lol when did i mention inner monologue

and not all voices are aggressive voices for me are just casual like making comments on things you are doing/seeing or speaking about people you know

just lol at thinking all people that hear voices are paranoid schizo

 

[Bryce]

lol when did i mention inner monologue

and not all voices are aggressive voices for me are just casual like making comments on things you are doing/seeing or speaking about people you know

just lol at thinking all people that hear voices are paranoid schizo

I experienced the same thing initially they were never commanding/aggressive, mostly just like I'd hear someone explain to me my surroundings, but it slowly evolved into me thinking that anyone wearing glasses was an undercover agent trying to get me or that what I was eating was poisoned by extraterrestrials

 

[pentamogged9000]

I experienced the same thing initially they were never commanding/aggressive, mostly just like I'd hear someone explain to me my surroundings, but it slowly evolved into me thinking that anyone wearing glasses was an undercover agent trying to get me or that what I was eating was poisoned by extraterrestrials

yeah they get like that sometimes it doesn't mean you're mentally ill it's just when im stressed

in fact it's a good thing it let's me know if i have been up way too long or if my diet is bad or something else stressing me

 

[Bryce]

yeah they get like that sometimes it doesn't mean you're mentally ill it's just when im stressed

in fact it's a good thing it let's me know if i have been up way too long or if my diet is bad or something else stressing me

To be honest I agree, it's the only reason I stopped doing drugs, so in a way I'm glad I have it because it actually prevents more things than it causes

 

[plotkun]

100% confirmed way to get your disability benefits to live stress free and low cortisol:
Check that this is doable where you live.

The Guide

1. Don't sleep for 3-4 days straight.
2. Call the police and tell them you hear people shouting that they are going to murder you.
3. When police arrives they will see that you are going through a psychotic episode. Try to convince them your can hear their voices and they are going to come and stick a knife through your skull or shoot you with a gun, be descriptive. Make empty voice recordings on your phone and tell the police you can hear the voices in them.
4. The police will call an ambulance when they will come to the conclusion that you are going through an episode. Let the ambulance take you to the hospital.
5. When the hospital psychiatrist arrives, say the same things to him and show him the voice recordings. He will send you to a mental institution.
6. When you arrive at the mental institution, make sure to try to convince them that you hear the voices that people are coming to murder you. Show them the voice recordings as well.
7. You will be institutionalized at the mental institution for about two weeks. Important: They will take away your cellphone so make sure you remember a friend's phone number and call them using the public phone at the institution so they could bring you cigarettes, snacks and everything else you need.
8. Convince the mental institution doctor that you understand that you went through an episode and that these were just hallucinations. Promise him to keep taking the drugs that they assigned you and take them.
9. You will be released back home and make sure you arrange to meet a psychiatrist to continue the diagnosis and take more pills. Make sure you get diagnosed with a mental illness.
10. Call a company which deals with getting people disability benefits and that can plow through the bureaucracy at the Social Security Administration.
11. Make sure to continue meeting your psychiatrist and do everything he says.
12. Get about $1500 monthly disability benefits indefinitely.

This is very legit and gets you almost $100,000 for every 5 years with disability, for the rest of your life.

Dont u feel shame for being on neetbux?

 

[qazw]

100% confirmed way to get your disability benefits to live stress free and low cortisol:
Check that this is doable where you live.

The Guide

1. Don't sleep for 3-4 days straight.
2. Call the police and tell them you hear people shouting that they are going to murder you.
3. When police arrives they will see that you are going through a psychotic episode. Try to convince them your can hear their voices and they are going to come and stick a knife through your skull or shoot you with a gun, be descriptive. Make empty voice recordings on your phone and tell the police you can hear the voices in them.
4. The police will call an ambulance when they will come to the conclusion that you are going through an episode. Let the ambulance take you to the hospital.
5. When the hospital psychiatrist arrives, say the same things to him and show him the voice recordings. He will send you to a mental institution.
6. When you arrive at the mental institution, make sure to try to convince them that you hear the voices that people are coming to murder you. Show them the voice recordings as well.
7. You will be institutionalized at the mental institution for about two weeks. Important: They will take away your cellphone so make sure you remember a friend's phone number and call them using the public phone at the institution so they could bring you cigarettes, snacks and everything else you need.
8. Convince the mental institution doctor that you understand that you went through an episode and that these were just hallucinations. Promise him to keep taking the drugs that they assigned you and take them.
9. You will be released back home and make sure you arrange to meet a psychiatrist to continue the diagnosis and take more pills. Make sure you get diagnosed with a mental illness.
10. Call a company which deals with getting people disability benefits and that can plow through the bureaucracy at the Social Security Administration.
11. Make sure to continue meeting your psychiatrist and do everything he says.
12. Get about $1500 monthly disability benefits indefinitely.

This is very legit and gets you almost $100,000 for every 5 years with disability, for the rest of your life.

Funniest post I’ve seen in a while

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Dont u feel shame for being on neetbux?

Only a brainwashed slave would feel shame for that

 

[tit]

100% confirmed way to get your disability benefits to live stress free and low cortisol:
Check that this is doable where you live.

The Guide

1. Don't sleep for 3-4 days straight.
2. Call the police and tell them you hear people shouting that they are going to murder you.
3. When police arrives they will see that you are going through a psychotic episode. Try to convince them your can hear their voices and they are going to come and stick a knife through your skull or shoot you with a gun, be descriptive. Make empty voice recordings on your phone and tell the police you can hear the voices in them.
4. The police will call an ambulance when they will come to the conclusion that you are going through an episode. Let the ambulance take you to the hospital.
5. When the hospital psychiatrist arrives, say the same things to him and show him the voice recordings. He will send you to a mental institution.
6. When you arrive at the mental institution, make sure to try to convince them that you hear the voices that people are coming to murder you. Show them the voice recordings as well.
7. You will be institutionalized at the mental institution for about two weeks. Important: They will take away your cellphone so make sure you remember a friend's phone number and call them using the public phone at the institution so they could bring you cigarettes, snacks and everything else you need.
8. Convince the mental institution doctor that you understand that you went through an episode and that these were just hallucinations. Promise him to keep taking the drugs that they assigned you and take them.
9. You will be released back home and make sure you arrange to meet a psychiatrist to continue the diagnosis and take more pills. Make sure you get diagnosed with a mental illness.
10. Call a company which deals with getting people disability benefits and that can plow through the bureaucracy at the Social Security Administration.
11. Make sure to continue meeting your psychiatrist and do everything he says.
12. Get about $1500 monthly disability benefits indefinitely.

This is very legit and gets you almost $100,000 for every 5 years with disability, for the rest of your life.

benefits from gov + you can sell the meds to. Golden post.

 

[plotkun]

Only a brainwashed slave would feel shame for that

imagine a girl asks what u do for a living?

 

[tit]

Dont u feel shame for being on neetbux?

Wtf are you talking about man? It's free money. Anyone making less than 100k should do this instead of getting a job. Even more shameful would be having another man cucking you and telling you what to do everyday.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

imagine a girl asks what u do for a living?

Who gives a fuck. There's more to life than girls

 

[plotkun]

Wtf are you talking about man? It's free money. Anyone making less than 100k should do this instead of getting a job. Even more shameful would be having another man cucking you and telling you what to do everyday.

U cant work if u do this, cant do shit rlly

 

[tit]

imagine a girl asks what u do for a living?

contemporary method acting performer.

 

[plotkun]

contemporary method acting performer.

Imagine lying to everyone + being a frauder

 

[tit]

U cant work if u do this, cant do shit rlly

Your only conceptualisation of 'work' is flipping burgers. Everyone has unlimited access to the internet. Non point.

 

[plotkun]

Your only conceptualisation of 'work' is flipping burgers. Everyone has unlimited access to the internet. Non point.

Yeah right commit disability fraud, clever

 

[tit]

Imagine lying to everyone + being a frauder

its not a lie + who cares, have fun being a poor looser slave non frauder. I live better than you, keep working, someone has to.

 

[plotkun]

its not a lie + who cares, have fun being a poor looser slave non frauder. I live better than you, keep working, someone has to.

How exactly is living on a minimum better

 

[tit]

How exactly is living on a minimum better

I am not lol. I live in a 4 bedroom a min from the beach and eat everything I want, you are a poor slave. Keep working.

 

[tit]

How exactly is living on a minimum better

You are limited to living on only what they give you because you are stupid and inept. Anyone can make untaxed money if they are smart enough and have a pc.

 

[EvaristeGalois]

This seems like a LARP, I don’t believe it until proof of the disability checks is given

 

[mvpisafaggot420]

wassup OP, currently at the hospital, we have a computer with internet access here thankfully. FUCK YOU, they put like 5 needles up my ass when i arrived at the hospital after telling the doctor at admissions about thoughts involving murder. they say i will be hospitalized for 5 FUCKING YEARS. WHERE'S THE EASY MONEY IN THIS???? BY THE TIME I LEAVE MY MIND WILL BE COMPLETELY DESTROYED BY ALL THE ANTIPSYCHOTICS THEY GOT ME ON. there's this one RETARDED faggot with patau syndrome that keeps slapping my asscheeks whenever i go out to the bathroom, i can't, its fucking ovER

 

[SquareChinOrDeath]

wassup OP, currently at the hospital, we have a computer with internet access here thankfully. FUCK YOU, they put like 5 needles up my ass when i arrived at the hospital after telling the doctor at admissions about thoughts involving murder. they say i will be hospitalized for 5 FUCKING YEARS. WHERE'S THE EASY MONEY IN THIS???? BY THE TIME I LEAVE MY MIND WILL BE COMPLETELY DESTROYED BY ALL THE ANTIPSYCHOTICS THEY GOT ME ON. there's this one RETARDED faggot with patau syndrome that keeps slapping my asscheeks whenever i go out to the bathroom, i can't, its fucking ovER

trust the process bro

 

[try2beme]

100% confirmed way to get your disability benefits to live stress free and low cortisol:
Check that this is doable where you live.

The Guide

1. Don't sleep for 3-4 days straight.
2. Call the police and tell them you hear people shouting that they are going to murder you.
3. When police arrives they will see that you are going through a psychotic episode. Try to convince them your can hear their voices and they are going to come and stick a knife through your skull or shoot you with a gun, be descriptive. Make empty voice recordings on your phone and tell the police you can hear the voices in them.
4. The police will call an ambulance when they will come to the conclusion that you are going through an episode. Let the ambulance take you to the hospital.
5. When the hospital psychiatrist arrives, say the same things to him and show him the voice recordings. He will send you to a mental institution.
6. When you arrive at the mental institution, make sure to try to convince them that you hear the voices that people are coming to murder you. Show them the voice recordings as well.
7. You will be institutionalized at the mental institution for about two weeks. Important: They will take away your cellphone so make sure you remember a friend's phone number and call them using the public phone at the institution so they could bring you cigarettes, snacks and everything else you need.
8. Convince the mental institution doctor that you understand that you went through an episode and that these were just hallucinations. Promise him to keep taking the drugs that they assigned you and take them.
9. You will be released back home and make sure you arrange to meet a psychiatrist to continue the diagnosis and take more pills. Make sure you get diagnosed with a mental illness.
10. Call a company which deals with getting people disability benefits and that can plow through the bureaucracy at the Social Security Administration.
11. Make sure to continue meeting your psychiatrist and do everything he says.
12. Get about $1500 monthly disability benefits indefinitely.

This is very legit and gets you almost $100,000 for every 5 years with disability, for the rest of your life.

Ur future jobs will find out ur a schizo

 

[TheBonePilled]

sounds like a good plan until they make you take the pills infront of them and ur stuck pretending to be a schizo

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

100% confirmed way to get your disability benefits to live stress free and low cortisol:
Check that this is doable where you live.

The Guide

1. Don't sleep for 3-4 days straight.
2. Call the police and tell them you hear people shouting that they are going to murder you.
3. When police arrives they will see that you are going through a psychotic episode. Try to convince them your can hear their voices and they are going to come and stick a knife through your skull or shoot you with a gun, be descriptive. Make empty voice recordings on your phone and tell the police you can hear the voices in them.
4. The police will call an ambulance when they will come to the conclusion that you are going through an episode. Let the ambulance take you to the hospital.
5. When the hospital psychiatrist arrives, say the same things to him and show him the voice recordings. He will send you to a mental institution.
6. When you arrive at the mental institution, make sure to try to convince them that you hear the voices that people are coming to murder you. Show them the voice recordings as well.
7. You will be institutionalized at the mental institution for about two weeks. Important: They will take away your cellphone so make sure you remember a friend's phone number and call them using the public phone at the institution so they could bring you cigarettes, snacks and everything else you need.
8. Convince the mental institution doctor that you understand that you went through an episode and that these were just hallucinations. Promise him to keep taking the drugs that they assigned you and take them.
9. You will be released back home and make sure you arrange to meet a psychiatrist to continue the diagnosis and take more pills. Make sure you get diagnosed with a mental illness.
10. Call a company which deals with getting people disability benefits and that can plow through the bureaucracy at the Social Security Administration.
11. Make sure to continue meeting your psychiatrist and do everything he says.
12. Get about $1500 monthly disability benefits indefinitely.

This is very legit and gets you almost $100,000 for every 5 years with disability, for the rest of your life.

Imagine you never leave the asylum though

 

[Lookologist003]

So how'd this work out in your case, OP?

 

[Its_over_gooner]

Won't this also allow me to skip any future military drafts?

what, im telling the USA u don't want to willingly die for israel (choosen people)

 

[Alexander Sorgers]

gonna try this thanks OP!!!

Give Update

 

[Markomaxxer]

Absolutely love this community, G guide

 

[grilldaddy❤️]

I got diagnosed with schizophrenia and Asperger’s would they give me money for existing?

 

[Localcat12345]

100% confirmed way to get your disability benefits to live stress free and low cortisol:
Check that this is doable where you live.

The Guide

1. Don't sleep for 3-4 days straight.
2. Call the police and tell them you hear people shouting that they are going to murder you.
3. When police arrives they will see that you are going through a psychotic episode. Try to convince them your can hear their voices and they are going to come and stick a knife through your skull or shoot you with a gun, be descriptive. Make empty voice recordings on your phone and tell the police you can hear the voices in them.
4. The police will call an ambulance when they will come to the conclusion that you are going through an episode. Let the ambulance take you to the hospital.
5. When the hospital psychiatrist arrives, say the same things to him and show him the voice recordings. He will send you to a mental institution.
6. When you arrive at the mental institution, make sure to try to convince them that you hear the voices that people are coming to murder you. Show them the voice recordings as well.
7. You will be institutionalized at the mental institution for about two weeks. Important: They will take away your cellphone so make sure you remember a friend's phone number and call them using the public phone at the institution so they could bring you cigarettes, snacks and everything else you need.
8. Convince the mental institution doctor that you understand that you went through an episode and that these were just hallucinations. Promise him to keep taking the drugs that they assigned you and take them.
9. You will be released back home and make sure you arrange to meet a psychiatrist to continue the diagnosis and take more pills. Make sure you get diagnosed with a mental illness.
10. Call a company which deals with getting people disability benefits and that can plow through the bureaucracy at the Social Security Administration.
11. Make sure to continue meeting your psychiatrist and do everything he says.
12. Get about $1500 monthly disability benefits indefinitely.

This is very legit and gets you almost $100,000 for every 5 years with disability, for the rest of your life.

Amazing read

 

[nestivv]

I already suck government tit thanks to mental illness