
SquareChinOrDeath
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100% confirmed way to get your disability benefits to live stress free and low cortisol:
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The Guide
Check that this is doable where you live.
The Guide
- Don't sleep for 3-4 days straight.
- Call the police and tell them you hear people shouting that they are going to murder you.
- When police arrives they will see that you are going through a psychotic episode. Try to convince them your can hear their voices and they are going to come and stick a knife through your skull or shoot you with a gun, be descriptive. Make empty voice recordings on your phone and tell the police you can hear the voices in them.
- The police will call an ambulance when they will come to the conclusion that you are going through an episode. Let the ambulance take you to the hospital.
- When the hospital psychiatrist arrives, say the same things to him and show him the voice recordings. He will send you to a mental institution.
- When you arrive at the mental institution, make sure to try to convince them that you hear the voices that people are coming to murder you. Show them the voice recordings as well.
- You will be institutionalized at the mental institution for about two weeks. Important: They will take away your cellphone so make sure you remember a friend's phone number and call them using the public phone at the institution so they could bring you cigarettes, snacks and everything else you need.
- Convince the mental institution doctor that you understand that you went through an episode and that these were just hallucinations. Promise him to keep taking the drugs that they assigned you and take them.
- You will be released back home and make sure you arrange to meet a psychiatrist to continue the diagnosis and take more pills. Make sure you get diagnosed with a mental illness.
- Call a company which deals with getting people disability benefits and that can plow through the bureaucracy at the Social Security Administration.
- Make sure to continue meeting your psychiatrist and do everything he says.
- Get about $1500 monthly disability benefits indefinitely.