Patrick Bateman spotted in public.

[Absurdist]

 

[Sub->CL]

Why does he look so cringe? It's a video he's walking through but I can already tell he's faking everything.

 

[Absurdist]

Why does he look so cringe? It's a video he's walking through but I can already tell he's faking everything.

He could've gotten away with it, if it wasn't so blatant. But dude is just straight up walking around in a halloween costume.

 

[Sub->CL]

He could've gotten away with it, if it wasn't so blatant. But dude is just straight up walking around in a halloween costume.

Look at the way he holds his head, he walks like a baby bird.

 

[Absurdist]

Look at the way he holds his head, he walks like a baby bird.

how bro was feeling:

 

[thecaste]

hexumlite is honestly such an ogre, he would pull ZERO bitches in my city

 

[Beavis]

hexumlite is honestly such an ogre, he would pull ZERO bitches in my city

i dont understand how he pulls at all, it has to be all height and voice

 

[diarrhetic]

hexumlite is honestly such an ogre, he would pull ZERO bitches in my city

you live in agartha?

 

[disco]

He woulda got away with it if he wasn’t taking such big strides makes it look performative af like he’s got a bit of tism too
Dude just walking around in a costume

 

[thecaste]

you live in agartha?

no, switzerland. he has zero drip and looks like a caveman tbhngl

 

[Absurdist]

He woulda got away with it if he wasn’t taking such big strides makes it look performative af like he’s got a bit of tism too
Dude just walking around in a costume

Reminds me of when K. Shami would roleplay patrick bateman on tiktok.