chickenwithrice
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First post on here. Been lurking for a while, so figured I start dropping some threads because ngl the shit I go through on a week to week basis w these foids is crazy lmaoo.
Quick context on me: joined the org in 2023 with zero slays to my name. Consumed a bunch of the content on here (shoutout to WishIWasChico, Crisick, BGM) and ascended to the point where I can now slay 3–5 women a month on average. I’ve been doing it pretty consistently for the past year now and tbh I’ve seen a lot of shizzz, so I figured I’d finally make a post and give some sauce to yall.
Keep in mind we all know in order to fuck foids YOU have to be attractive, but I’m gonna break down how I got this particular slay.
So this chick came from my Snapchat Quick Add funnel play. I could make a whole post on how I run this play if yall want, just lmk. this summer alone I’ve fucked 7 bitches from it.
So I’m adding these bitches on quick add and I see this hot ass gym girl that added me back her ass was massive, perfectly built for some bbc.
I opened her with:
“Wassup luv how’s ur day going” ( how I open all my quick adds on snap)
She told me her day was going well. I told her she was pretty and made up some lie about being new to the area and needing someone to show me around. She said she was down, so we exchanged numbers.
Now I’m ngl to yall, in 2026 if you wanna get slays in a very quick manner, im talking like from 3 days of js meeting the chick you gotta jester just a lil bit.
A lot of niggas try to jester over text, but I’m telling you, if you take ONE thing from this post, do a quick 20–30 min phone call to get to know the foid. Trust me, I know it’s agonizing
but if you want to get your balls drained and milked by these bops you gotta build some sort of comfort with them quickly and get them comfortable enough to come straight over to you, and I’ve found the best way to do that is over the phone it’s by far one of the easiest things you can do. It also requires you being NT so.
So I called her and once I got her on the call we just shot the shit. Basic normie talk where you from, how long you been single, blah blah blah.
I ended the call after a bit and told her I was gonna hit the gym but we should get into something later. She said she was down.
A little later I texted her telling her to come thru for a wine night and she was down.
Advance fucking tip to the niggas that got their own crib, what I’ve been doing recently is since I’m moving into my new apartment, I don’t have a couch. Literally all I have is my bed and TV.
So I tell the girl beforehand that that’s basically the setting we’re gonna be in. Which makes escalating on the bitch wayyyy easier.
Lowkey it’s a filter mechanism too because if she says she’s not comfortable being in that environment w u, then she probably wasn’t down to get fucked in the first place. This girl, however was pretty clearly tryna to get pounded
.
So she makes her way over and surprisingly she was even prettier in person.
As she was walking to my bed I got a look at that 99th-percentile, gym-maxed ass. She was tall like 5’9 and tanned maxed too. So fucking hot.
She sits on my bed and she’s instantly comfortable.
I jester for a little bit but it honestly didn’t take that long. She was fucking w the kid so much, laughing at all my jokes touching my arm. Tht shit was green af. After like 40 mins of jester maxing I Asked her if she was a good kisser. It’s my go to move when I’m tryna make the first move because whatever she says — “yes,” “no,” “idk” — I just say “let me find out” and we start making out.
We start making out almost instantly, and she’s already moaning as I’m grabbing her ass. I reach down into her pants and start fingering her from behind she was soakinggg.
After like 3 minutes of grinding and making out, I take her clothes off and finally get to see that 98th-percentile ass in person and I start to penetrate her. I start pounding her from behind, and that shit was honestly too good so I had to switch positions because I was literally about to nut so quickly JFL.
I flip her into missionary, and istg I can’t make this shit up she starts squirting all over my cock. It was honestly so fucking hot. She was super tight, I busted inside her, and I couldn’t contain it
but she was on Plan B so we were chillin lmaooo.
After the first round we threw on Black Mirror on Netflix and just chilled for a bit. I was complimenting her hella on her body and just vibing with her.
Then I straight up asked if I could get a backshot vid that I could jack off to later and she said sure, so that’s the clip I attached lmaooo.
She ended up spending the night and we fucked like 4 more times.
Woke up the next morning and she was gone. I also added in an audio clip of the entire date from me jestermaxxing to asking her if she’s a good kisser and fucking her so yall niggas can’t say it’s larp.
Anyway ima be posting a lot more on here since I got a lot of info to give.
I’m well aware some of yall gonna think this is Tales From the Basement / LARP but with all my slay threads I’m gonna be posting hella proof anyway.
More threads coming soon.
Chicken w rice out
Quick context on me: joined the org in 2023 with zero slays to my name. Consumed a bunch of the content on here (shoutout to WishIWasChico, Crisick, BGM) and ascended to the point where I can now slay 3–5 women a month on average. I’ve been doing it pretty consistently for the past year now and tbh I’ve seen a lot of shizzz, so I figured I’d finally make a post and give some sauce to yall.
Keep in mind we all know in order to fuck foids YOU have to be attractive, but I’m gonna break down how I got this particular slay.
So this chick came from my Snapchat Quick Add funnel play. I could make a whole post on how I run this play if yall want, just lmk. this summer alone I’ve fucked 7 bitches from it.
So I’m adding these bitches on quick add and I see this hot ass gym girl that added me back her ass was massive, perfectly built for some bbc.
I opened her with:
“Wassup luv how’s ur day going” ( how I open all my quick adds on snap)
She told me her day was going well. I told her she was pretty and made up some lie about being new to the area and needing someone to show me around. She said she was down, so we exchanged numbers.
Now I’m ngl to yall, in 2026 if you wanna get slays in a very quick manner, im talking like from 3 days of js meeting the chick you gotta jester just a lil bit.
A lot of niggas try to jester over text, but I’m telling you, if you take ONE thing from this post, do a quick 20–30 min phone call to get to know the foid. Trust me, I know it’s agonizing
but if you want to get your balls drained and milked by these bops you gotta build some sort of comfort with them quickly and get them comfortable enough to come straight over to you, and I’ve found the best way to do that is over the phone it’s by far one of the easiest things you can do. It also requires you being NT so.So I called her and once I got her on the call we just shot the shit. Basic normie talk where you from, how long you been single, blah blah blah.
I ended the call after a bit and told her I was gonna hit the gym but we should get into something later. She said she was down.
A little later I texted her telling her to come thru for a wine night and she was down.
Advance fucking tip to the niggas that got their own crib, what I’ve been doing recently is since I’m moving into my new apartment, I don’t have a couch. Literally all I have is my bed and TV.
So I tell the girl beforehand that that’s basically the setting we’re gonna be in. Which makes escalating on the bitch wayyyy easier.
Lowkey it’s a filter mechanism too because if she says she’s not comfortable being in that environment w u, then she probably wasn’t down to get fucked in the first place. This girl, however was pretty clearly tryna to get pounded
.So she makes her way over and surprisingly she was even prettier in person.
As she was walking to my bed I got a look at that 99th-percentile, gym-maxed ass. She was tall like 5’9 and tanned maxed too. So fucking hot.
She sits on my bed and she’s instantly comfortable.
I jester for a little bit but it honestly didn’t take that long. She was fucking w the kid so much, laughing at all my jokes touching my arm. Tht shit was green af. After like 40 mins of jester maxing I Asked her if she was a good kisser. It’s my go to move when I’m tryna make the first move because whatever she says — “yes,” “no,” “idk” — I just say “let me find out” and we start making out.
We start making out almost instantly, and she’s already moaning as I’m grabbing her ass. I reach down into her pants and start fingering her from behind she was soakinggg.
After like 3 minutes of grinding and making out, I take her clothes off and finally get to see that 98th-percentile ass in person and I start to penetrate her. I start pounding her from behind, and that shit was honestly too good so I had to switch positions because I was literally about to nut so quickly JFL.
I flip her into missionary, and istg I can’t make this shit up she starts squirting all over my cock. It was honestly so fucking hot. She was super tight, I busted inside her, and I couldn’t contain it
but she was on Plan B so we were chillin lmaooo.After the first round we threw on Black Mirror on Netflix and just chilled for a bit. I was complimenting her hella on her body and just vibing with her.
Then I straight up asked if I could get a backshot vid that I could jack off to later and she said sure, so that’s the clip I attached lmaooo.
She ended up spending the night and we fucked like 4 more times.
Woke up the next morning and she was gone. I also added in an audio clip of the entire date from me jestermaxxing to asking her if she’s a good kisser and fucking her so yall niggas can’t say it’s larp.
Anyway ima be posting a lot more on here since I got a lot of info to give.
I’m well aware some of yall gonna think this is Tales From the Basement / LARP
but with all my slay threads I’m gonna be posting hella proof anyway.More threads coming soon.
Chicken w rice out
