@ paying your taxes

[Clavicular]

Unironic low-T cuck trait to do this shit! I made about 35k this year and owe 1800$ in taxes, are they getting a cent...FUCK NO

I filed for my federal tax returned and just closed the turbotax tab when it was time to pay what I owe...just got my deposit of the credit I was owed, then be gone.

SORRY IM NOT FUNDING ANY WARS FOR (((oil)))

 

[Clavicular]

.

 

[Deleted member 57122]

Thug type chit i give all my money to Karachi street vendors instead

 

[scrunchables]

blud said,

 

[Clavicular]

Thug type chit i give all my money to Karachi street vendors instead

anything but the gayverment

blud said,

who does

 

[cube]

Unironic low-T cuck trait to do this shit! I made about 35k this year and owe 1800$ in taxes, are they getting a cent...FUCK NO

I filed for my federal tax returned and just closed the turbotax tab when it was time to pay what I owe...just got my deposit of the credit I was owed, then be gone.

SORRY IM NOT FUNDING ANY WARS FOR (((oil)))

How u making 35k in hs

 

[vermillioncorefan]

Unironic low-T cuck trait to do this shit! I made about 35k this year and owe 1800$ in taxes, are they getting a cent...FUCK NO

I filed for my federal tax returned and just closed the turbotax tab when it was time to pay what I owe...just got my deposit of the credit I was owed, then be gone.

SORRY IM NOT FUNDING ANY WARS FOR (((oil)))

i hate reality

 

[Clavicular]

How u making 35k in hs

I made 20k over the summer alone wageslaving. I swear to god i worked every single day from june 8th to september 5th

and the rest i wagecucked weekends and holidays

 

[Deleted member 57122]

Does this guy wage mog you?

 

[scrunchables]

How u making 35k in hs

I made 20k over the summer alone wageslaving. I swear to god i worked every single day from june 8th to september 5th

and the rest i wagecucked weekends and holidays

@cube literally cranking out the numbers like crazy rn, I'm gonna see whether this is cap or not

@Clavicular sorry bhai but I will have to eviscerate you if you are reporting unrealistic gains

 

[Clavicular]

@cube literally cranking out the numbers like crazy rn, I'm gonna see whether this is cap or not

JFL how could u calculate this without knowing my hourly wage which is variabled based on tips

 

[coispet]

Well well well… What do we have here, another tax evader

You have the right to remain silent and refuse to answer any questions. If you give up the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

 

[Clavicular]

Well well well… What do we have here, another tax evader

You have the right to remain silent and refuse to answer any questions. If you give up the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

this is nothing, when the IRS kicks down my door they will find an unlicensed plastic surgery center in my basement

 

[scrunchables]

JFL how could u calculate this without knowing my hourly wage which is variabled based on tips

Ok here's the math (only for summer too lazy to account for number of weekends and holidays)

So there are approximately 93.6 days of summer each year

You said you earned 20,000 in that span of time

I am assuming you worked 8 hours a day, but I can adjust

To get the total number of hours you worked in the summer if you worked 8 hours a day, I would multiply 93.6 by 24, then divide that value by 3 to get 748.8 hours

Then I just get the average earned per hour, so 20,000/748.8, which gives us a final value of $26.7/hour

I understand that you are tipped but this gives a rough estimate

However I don't know how many hours you worked per day so I can plug in that value if you tell me

 

[News]

Why did You Swear? WTF!!!!

 

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W rizz

 

[coispet]

$26.7/hour

Even prostitutes in Viva Street London don’t get paid that much

@Clavicular Are you a stripper?

 

[scrunchables]

Even prostitutes in Viva Street London don’t get paid that much

@Clavicular Are you a stripper?

Nah, he works as a femboy maid for Lord Crisick

 

[scrunchables]

@Clavicular I'm still waiting for a response/info, bhai

 

[Clavicular]

Even prostitutes in Viva Street London don’t get paid that much

@Clavicular Are you a stripper?

Ok here's the math (only for summer too lazy to account for number of weekends and holidays)

So there are approximately 93.6 days of summer each year

You said you earned 20,000 in that span of time

I am assuming you worked 8 hours a day, but I can adjust

To get the total number of hours you worked in the summer if you worked 8 hours a day, I would multiply 93.6 by 24, then divide that value by 3 to get 748.8 hours

Then I just get the average earned per hour, so 20,000/748.8, which gives us a final value of $26.7/hour

I understand that you are tipped but this gives a rough estimate

However I don't know how many hours you worked per day so I can plug in that value if you tell me

Holy shit i forgot americans are usually lazy fucks

I work 80+ hour weeks over the summer JFL

on the bible

 

[Entschuldigung]

Taxes is basically modern slavery

 

[Clavicular]

@Clavicular I'm still waiting for a response/info, bhai

no saar i was working longer than 8 hours more like 10-12 7 days per week

i dont have a social life so i wagecuck

 

[scrunchables]

Holy shit i forgot americans are usually lazy fucks

I work 80+ hour weeks over the summer JFL

on the bible

no saar i was working longer than 8 hours more like 10-12 7 days per week

i dont have a social life so i wagecuck

Understood. I adjusted for 11 hours a day and got $19.46 an hour. That's a lot reasonable.

Congratulations, brotha! You have escaped the evisceration!!

 

[sudanguy]

Just pay taxes weirdo, ok you made 35K and only have to pay 1800 like what’s the problem

 

[scrunchables]

Just pay taxes weirdo, ok you made 35K and only have to pay 1800 like what’s the problem

autism

 

[scrunchables]

Damn math is actually kind of fun when it isn't that bullshit that schools be making you do

 

[Clavicular]

Yea that sounds about right lol good maths

 

[NotCarv]

Yeah, you gonna get reported how am I gonna eat tonight with your tax dollars?

 

[NotCarv]

 

[BullyofAlphaBitches]

Yes genius, post this online with your face in your pfp!

Might as well put your address and government ID up while saying you like lolis and young teen girls.

Digital footprint!

Don't you morons know that a profile can be made on you with very minimal info from which you can be traced?

 

[NotCarv]

Yes genius, post this online with your face in your pfp!

Might as well put your address and government ID up while saying you like lolis and young teen girls.

Digital footprint!

Don't you morons know that a profile can be made on you with very minimal info from which you can be traced?

He knows just doesn't care

 

[FBl]

WE GOT ANOTHER INDIVIDUAL HERE OFFICER!

 

[supergreencar]

the funniest part is if you report someone for tax evading and they are found guilty you get some of the money that is seized