Peeing with a foreskin is a major accuracy nerf

[Petsmart]

Shit be like

50% increased horizontal recoil
75% increased vertical recoil
-85% damage range

 

[ImSomeone]

Shotgun piss

 

[Petsmart]

Shotgun piss

Fr it be like buckshotting the toilet bowl

 

[karmacitathugmaxx]

cant relate

 

[immanence]

Shit be like

50% increased horizontal recoil
75% increased vertical recoil
-85% damage range

It’s over you’re a pisslet

 

[Petsmart]

It’s over you’re a pisslet

Jews aint get me

 

[immanence]

Jews aint get me

They didn’t get me either but I’m like bullseye when it comes to pissing

 

[ezkng]

Shit be like

50% increased horizontal recoil
75% increased vertical recoil
-85% damage range

bro wit out foreskin it comes out so fast like a pressure hose

 

[Petsmart]

bro wit out foreskin it comes out so fast like a pressure hose

Nigga got a power washer for a dick

 

[BeanletMogger]

you could be aiming perfectly at the toilet, then all of a sudden the piss trajectory aims with 100% accuracy at your foot instead because your foreskin wasnt perfectly adjusted

 

[ezkng]

Nigga got a power washer for a dick

no bro i aint circumsised when u pull that shit down it do be feeling like one

 

[krieg]

i got shit aim even when im cut
i gotta jump start my shit like a faulty car