BigJimsWornOutTires
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I've been through some towns and the people are like, "Fuck that virus! Fuck those masks! And fuck you! Also, fuck me in the ass with a strap-on dildo while you're at it!"
But I've been to one town where everyone wears a diaper on their face. Ugh. Those fucking people. They walk around pretending like their sick patients in a hospital ward. Pathetic. Have some gaddam respect for yourselves!
Also, don't trust hotels that say they have free breakfast and swimming pools (seasonal.) What they actually mean, "We don't have shit! And our pools are only opened during seasonal months of Nov. through Feb when it's ice-cold because the imaginary mankind-killing virus doesn't like ice-cold swimming pools. Duh."
But I've been to one town where everyone wears a diaper on their face. Ugh. Those fucking people. They walk around pretending like their sick patients in a hospital ward. Pathetic. Have some gaddam respect for yourselves!
Also, don't trust hotels that say they have free breakfast and swimming pools (seasonal.) What they actually mean, "We don't have shit! And our pools are only opened during seasonal months of Nov. through Feb when it's ice-cold because the imaginary mankind-killing virus doesn't like ice-cold swimming pools. Duh."
