People called me messi

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I played scccer 2 days ago and I was killing, than my teammates started calling me Messi. They said I look like him im not sure how to feel
 
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That’s offensive :forcedsmile:
 
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Cracking Up Lol GIF by STRAPPED!
 
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Well,


If they called you Messi in reference towards characteristics aside from your athletics, they're classifying you as a 5'7 Manlet. Skill wise, It'd be a compliment.

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Well,


If they called you Messi in reference towards characteristics aside from your athletics, they're classifying you as a 5'7 Manlet. Skill wise, It'd be a compliment.

Happy Lionel Messi GIF
Thing is they first said I played like Messi, I killed people with body feints type shi. Than after that he said something along the lines of “yea he also look like him like 2007 Messi with long hair” and that hurt
 
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Are you a birdcel like messi?
 
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Thing is they first said I played like Messi, I killed people with body feints type shi. Than after that he said something along the lines of “yea he also look like him like 2007 Messi with long hair” and that hurt

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I’m badly recessed but my nose isn’t the worst if that’s a birdcel
Usually if youre a birdcel you have good upper maxilla/nasion projection, but lower maxilla/mandibular recession
 
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Usually if youre a birdcel you have good upper maxilla/nasion projection, but lower maxilla/mandible recession
wait isn’t a birdcel having a hooked nose?
 
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wait isn’t a birdcel having a hooked nose?
Not necessarily, its more about how overpowering the nose is in the side profile. It’s just many of them have hooked noses due to their shit lower maxillas
 
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Not necessarily, its more about how overpowering the nose is in the side profile. It’s just many of them have hooked noses due to their shit lower maxillas
I wanna post my side but I’m too recessed but my nose isn’t too overpowering from what I can tell
 
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I played scccer 2 days ago and I was killing, than my teammates started calling me Messi. They said I look like him im not sure how to feel
damn.
 
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Id be proud
 
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Messi is chopped what’s to be proud
Are u good at football?then they were complimenting u
If ur bad at footbal than they prob meant lookswise and its over
 
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Are u good at football?then they were complimenting u
If ur bad at footbal than they prob meant lookswise and its over
They said first I played like Messi, than they also said I looked like 2007 Messi. Btw bro I killed a nigga with a body feint omg bro, like I broke him. It was like a triple body feint I surprised myself it was filthy
 
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Over
 
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