BigJimsWornOutTires
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Trump was taunting that dragon with a stick! He was pissing them off. The news spread among the Chinese people. Before Trump, the people were convinced Jinping, China's supreme ruler, was some supernatural god the entire Earth respected. But when they heard what Trump was doing...OUCHIE KAMOUCHIE! The people became suspicious. Jinping's men worried.
Around 2016/2017, Ancestry got a BOOST in advertising. Everywhere you looked, ads broadcasted for people to send in their DNA, "Let's see what's inside your genes!" Ugh. Creepy, I know. But don't tell that to the people. They did just that.
Then came:
Counterstrike begun. The rich thieves in DC started sweating. The military probably thought, "We're not ready for war with that great dragon. Not yet. Those soldiers are killing machines. Our soldiers have feelings."
Trump must go. Trump had to go. Trump will go!
Biden to the rescue. Hillary's feelings were still hurt from the 2016 steal. "They don't love me!" So she couldn't run again. It would've been too emotional for her. Not counting the embarrassment she carries, she acted as if she had already won before the final results came in from that election. The Gore syndrome. She would never run again. But Biden, well, he's perfect. The man doesn't bite the hand that feeds him. The man also rather live longer. And going to war with China, ugh, not promising for any of us.
But the damage was done—the Chinese people continued seeing their leader as a fraud. The dragon insisted that America must go. "ALL BATTLESHIPS IN FORMATION!!" But they needed a distraction. Putin.
So Mr. Poopyhead invades Ukraine. His own country. (wink-wink.) Perhaps it will work. "ALL EYES WILL BE FOCUSED ON UKRAINE."
Meanwhile...China continues lining up for a massive battle never witnessed before on Earth. There's a word in Hebrew that describes what China is doing. To loom up an extensive assembly. Armageddon.
Around 2016/2017, Ancestry got a BOOST in advertising. Everywhere you looked, ads broadcasted for people to send in their DNA, "Let's see what's inside your genes!" Ugh. Creepy, I know. But don't tell that to the people. They did just that.
Then came:
Counterstrike begun. The rich thieves in DC started sweating. The military probably thought, "We're not ready for war with that great dragon. Not yet. Those soldiers are killing machines. Our soldiers have feelings."
Trump must go. Trump had to go. Trump will go!
Biden to the rescue. Hillary's feelings were still hurt from the 2016 steal. "They don't love me!" So she couldn't run again. It would've been too emotional for her. Not counting the embarrassment she carries, she acted as if she had already won before the final results came in from that election. The Gore syndrome. She would never run again. But Biden, well, he's perfect. The man doesn't bite the hand that feeds him. The man also rather live longer. And going to war with China, ugh, not promising for any of us.
But the damage was done—the Chinese people continued seeing their leader as a fraud. The dragon insisted that America must go. "ALL BATTLESHIPS IN FORMATION!!" But they needed a distraction. Putin.
So Mr. Poopyhead invades Ukraine. His own country. (wink-wink.) Perhaps it will work. "ALL EYES WILL BE FOCUSED ON UKRAINE."
Meanwhile...China continues lining up for a massive battle never witnessed before on Earth. There's a word in Hebrew that describes what China is doing. To loom up an extensive assembly. Armageddon.