Pepperoni pizza is disgusting.

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Why would you eat it? pisseroni pizza? It taste just doesn't go well with a cheese pizza.

If I ever worked in a pizzeria and a person says "Hello, could I get a uh...large peperoni" I will piss on the pizza because at least piss tastes better than pepperoni.

 

[ascension]

Poor ragebait attempt