Perfect analogy about women

[LurkMaxxer]

I might be coping as I am still a virgin but I am curious on what you guys think about this. I have been in long-distance relationships but the amount of stress if they're going to leave me tomorrow, how do I make them happy all that stuff, I wonder how intense these thoughts are if you're actually in a relationship.

 

[Defeatist]

Long distance is so cucked

 

[RecessedCels]

10 MINUTES!? Where is the subway surfers background video?

 

[LurkMaxxer]

Can't argue with that but epussy is better than no pussy ya heard

Long distance is so cucked

can't argue with that but epussy is better than no pussy

 

[Yliaster]

Women are like advanced Masturbation sessions for Chad and Tyrone not Luxury Items

 

[LurkMaxxer]

10 MINUTES!? Where is the subway surfers background video?

I honestly just watched the first 4 minutes while scrolling comments

 

[LurkMaxxer]

Women are like advanced Masturbation sessions for Chad and Tyrone not Luxury Items

remove the "advanced"

 

[AustrianMogger]

Woman are men who have tits and options