Perfect Woman?

[Deleted member 3881]

Follow my format:

Hair: Shaved or Black and Short
Head: Neotenous
Nose: Aquiline
Eyes: Brown or Green
Lips: Thin
Body: Succulent
Torso Length: Long
Skin: Pale or Tan

 

[FrothySolutions]

Sounds like an alien. I'd pipe though.

 

[BigBiceps]

Are you in to black women, boss?

 

[auboutduprecipice]

chestnut or blonde
small skull but not gay alien
greek
blue or green
thicc
voluptuous
thicc
pale

 

[Deleted member 2205]

 

[Swolepenisman]

• Appendix:Fictional English curse words

A

• arse
• ass
• asshole

B

• bastard
• bitch
• bollocks
• bugger

C

• child-fucker
• Christ on a bike
• Christ on a cracker
• crap
• cunt

D

• damn

E

• effing

F

• frigger
• fuck

G

• goddamn
• godsdamn

H

• hell
• holy shit
• horseshit

J

• Jesus Christ
• Jesus fuck
• Jesus H. Christ
• Jesus Harold Christ
• Jesus wept
• Jesus, Mary and Joseph
• Judas Priest

M

• motherfucker

N

• nigga
• nigger

P

• prick

S

• shit
• shit ass
• shitass
• slut
• son of a bitch
• son of a whore
• sweet Jesus

T

• twat

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[Ritalincell]

 

[adrianolm]

 

[Swolepenisman]

perfect woman
White but tan skin
blue eyes
joocy thicker lips
dirty blonde or brunnete
5'7
coconut sized tits
very pink pussy like bubblegum

 

[Deleted member 3043]

Follow my format:

Hair: Shaved or Black and Short
Head: Neotenous
Nose: Aquiline
Eyes: Brown or Green
Lips: Thin
Body: Succulent
Torso Length: Long
Skin: Pale or Tan

jfl at aquiline nose or short hair

 

[Deleted member 3881]

Are you in to black women, boss?

No not really.

 

[FatJattMofo]

Hair: Ginger
Head: Fully developed and optimal ( see Margot Robbie)
Nose: developed and feminine
Eyes: amber
Lips: full
Body: optimal and feminine
Torso Length: short compared to body
Skin: White and healthy

 

[Vidyacoper]

 

[Swolepenisman]

Google Search

www.google.com

 

[Deleted member 2205]

What the fuck is "developed", "optimal", and "feminine" supposed to mean? Is everyone in this thread autistic?

 

[Vidyacoper]

@Fatsofag
wtf is wrong with u, low t bitch
EXPLAIN YOURSELF

 

[Deleted member 3043]

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@JuicyAnimeTitties

 

[Vidyacoper]

fuck.. shes so beautiful i could just cry. oh my god. im not a simp or anything, most i do is stalk her instagram from time to time just to make myself feel happier and fill me with a bit of warmth... but i could never be sad or depressed if i had a girl as beautiful as her as my girlfriend, i could work the worst minimum wage job for 20000 hours a week but if at the end of my work day i could come back home to her and spend the night sitting on the sofa watching netflix and anime together i would be able to sleep happily without caring at all for the future

 

[Kingkellz]

View attachment 288732

FUAAARRRK
Jfl @ me
I just realized that's Madison beer in your Avi lol
I'd pipe her anyday

 

[Deleted member 4804]

@Fatsofag
wtf is wrong with u, low t bitch
EXPLAIN YOURSELF

Nigga u gay

 

[FatJattMofo]

What the fuck is "developed", "optimal", and "feminine" supposed to mean? Is everyone in this thread autistic?

only I can understand these words. aswell as @OwlGod

 

[Deleted member 2227]

only I can understand these words. aswell as @OwlGod

CAGING HARD AT THIS THREAD, THE PERFECT WOMEN FOR OP IS A WITCH SUBHUMAN
HE IS INTO TRANNYS ASWELL

 

[Deleted member 2621]

Hair: Shaved or Black and Short

stopped reading at that point tbh

 

[Pietrosiek]

Hair: long Black
Head: idk what does it mean
Nose: up turned
Eyes: Grey, green or blue
Lips: full dicksucking
Body: slim with decent ass and tits, long legs
Torso Length: short
Skin: Pale

 

[Deleted member 2621]

shiiit who is this

 

[Deleted member 5522]

Blonde and not banana peel looking fake blonde.

 

[Deleted member 3881]

CAGING HARD AT THIS THREAD, THE PERFECT WOMEN FOR OP IS A WITCH SUBHUMAN
HE IS INTO TRANNYS ASWELL

I am not into trannies you idiot.

 

[Deleted member 1553]

-Is female and has above average dimorphism
-Typical Northern European phenotype
-Expresses that she hates me, but is around me and performs all the normal activities (nomsayin' fellas? )
-At most 17
-At most 25% bf
-half a foot taller than me

I will not follow ur retarded format, tranny cock-sucking D and D fifth edition-playing bitch.

 

[Deleted member 2205]

Just want a 7 psl girl, C/D cup tits and a bubble butt between 18-24. 5'0 to 5'7, any nationality as long as she's not dark.

Watches anime w/me
Doesn't play video games
Makes 100k+ as a news reporter, chef, or a model
Makes me dinner and breakfast
Smells like almond butter
Okay with adopting kids
Shy and cute personality
Doesn't try to be funny and isn't loud
Willing to clean up after me
Willing to have sex atleast 3-4 times a week
I'm her first kiss/sexual partner
Likes to cuddle
Okay with living in an urban area
Won't freak if I talk to other girls bc she knows her worth


Tried to be as demanding as possible lol