Performative son vs 67 Carter son

[iblamemandible7]

Which would you rather have

For example

Performative son

• Listens to claro and bebadobabooda 24/7
• Drinks matcha
• Wears labubus on giga baggy sweats
• Non prescription metal glasses

Suburban final boss son:

• Listens to Ken carson
• Asks you for money every day to buy geekbars and muha meds
• DIY muffler delete on day 1
• Wears ice cream shorts and pit vipers

 

[Bryce]

Performative son

I cannot stand the suburban niggers who wear the pit vipers and have the fluffy TikTok hair

They're always named Mason or Carter for some reason

 

[registerfasterusing]

Which would you rather have

For example

Performative son

• Listens to claro and bebadobabooda 24/7
• Drinks matcha
• Wears labubus

Suburban final boss son:

• Listens to Ken carson
• Asks you for money every day to buy geekbars and muha meds
• DIY muffler delete on day 1
• Wears ice cream shorts and pit vipers

6 7

 

[jeremyy]

Which would you rather have

For example

Performative son

• Listens to claro and bebadobabooda 24/7
• Drinks matcha
• Wears labubus on giga baggy sweats
• Non prescription metal glasses

Suburban final boss son:

• Listens to Ken carson
• Asks you for money every day to buy geekbars and muha meds
• DIY muffler delete on day 1
• Wears ice cream shorts and pit vipers

I’d choose the suburb kid over the gay