Perks of Being an Escortcel or: How I Learned to Stop Coping and Love the Mog

[Deleted member 130915]

Lots buy into the bbc agenda but they're trash

You might get a good one if you're classmaxxed instead of thugmaxxed

no woman will ever love me

 

[Autisticbrokeass2]

no woman will ever love me

No woman will ever love

 

[FacialStructure404]

on my motorcycle with my cock throbbing

Lol

 

[asdvek]

Height

 

[pinkmenarefeminine]

Get a load of this raw chicken looking cracker. Making fun Indian while also paying for sex. If you're white and pay for sex just kys. Imagine being the most privileged race on the planet and paying for cooch. White man getting an Asian is like indian man getting an arranged marriage . You need to start respecting others mayocuck. Fyi kissed you after sucking on jeets cuck and balls. I bet you liked it.

 

[pinkmenarefeminine]

W

Next step is transescortcelling

Trans escorts are often on grindr and if you're attractive you'll fuck them for free
Ofc those that look like my pfp are a no-go

White boys make good sissies. I have a few white boys who want to dress up for me. They seem to have a fetish for black and brown men. I promised to nut deep inside them.

 

[Autisticbrokeass2]

W

White boys make good sissies. I have a few white boys who want to dress up for me. They seem to have a fetish for black and brown men. I promised to nut deep inside them.

Unfortunately true, but I'm immune to it bc I can get a pasw even when they have a bbc fetish or say they're only looking for blacks. Must be the short hair & tattoos

 

[mm1024u10294u]

I thought you were waiting for your white

Typing this shit up as I just got home. This is gonna be a long one, so I got the subway surfers gameplay ready.



Now I know what you're thinking.

"Escortcelling? Is this nigger insane? I'd rather be incel for life/wait until I ascend"

I'm here to tell you that you are dead wrong, son.
If you are a young male with a single nanogram of testosterone in your body , you need sex and touch from beautiful women to maintain optimal sanity and confidence. It's why chad always feels low stress and is able to cope with anything that comes his way. If you are young and pussyfree, you must see escorts .

Back to the story.

So I was feeling high stress and needed a good release to ease my incel woes on this Tuesday night. I've been fed up with women and suffering as a 26 year old truecel whose life is devoid of vaginal moisture.
I needed to fix my state of mind quickly, and I knew just the way.

I found an asian escort agency in my city on bedpages. It's a well-known place with lots of reviews.
Pics are
never
accurate, virtually always using pics of AI generated asian models, but that's to be expected

Anyways, turns out they run this shit out of a hotel, so I make the drive on my motorcycle with my cock throbbing and anxiety surging through my chest like im a puppy who just sniffed a bitches ass.

I show up there and the place is loaded with random drunk white cucks floating in and out of the hotel bar. I cringe as the stupid white bitch at the hotel desk watches me walk up to the elevator, probably knowing exactly what I'm here for and that I'm the 10th guy today, but whatever.

I get up to her room and knock on the door.

She looks nothing like the pics, but she is a petite japanese woman, late 20s-early 30s with massive tits and a fairly fit bod.
She immediately tells me "Oh boy you very handsome" in broken English, and we start kissing as a greeting and she grabs onto me.

She could hardly keep her eyes off of me despite me being solidly LTN, but I have collagen and I'm probably the one guy she's seen today who wasn't a fat balding white cuck on the verge of divorce. She told me my skin was so soft.

I pulled out the cash, she counted it, and we stripped down.

I was grabbing her all over, kissing her and sucking her tits, biting on her neck, squeezing her ass and feeling her pussy from the back while she felt me up and played with my cock.

As I was playing with her ass, i started to grab her and lift her up. She was as light as a feather and screamed a little as this hulking black nigger relieved her of her connection to the ground, but she loved it and we kept making out. I threw her on the bed and pinned her tiny little wrists down as I licked and kissed every inch of her body. We did that for awhile and then she wanted to get on top.

Now, asian girls are nasty af and will do shit that feels really good that you didn't expect. She kissed me and licked/sucked my neck, dug her tongue into my ear which felt fucking amazing, I almost busted a nut just from her doing that. Hearing her soft moans while she stuck her taster down my disgusting uncleaned ears was an unreal experience. She even sucked on my fucking tits. It's weird as fuck, but it also felt good as hell.

She left a trail of kisses down to my ballsack, and began immediately devouring my testicles and licking my gooch. Shit felt so good having my nuts stuffed inside her tiny asian mouth. Finally she started licking up and down my shaft, making sure to spend extra time on that spot right under the head of the cock that feels so good to have rubbed until she was ready to down the whole thing.

Now, she is a small girl, so when she sucked my cock, it looked like a snake trying to swallow an egg
It was so fucking hot seeing her little jaw nearly unhinge like that devouring my manhood
I hardly lasted 5 minutes until I came in her mouth and on myself. She told me it was one and done, but she sucked my cock a little more after.


After that she gave me a relaxing massage and we talked for a little bit. She kept telling me how attractive I was, that "you eyes so beautiful". She told me I should get lasik surgery(glassescel) so that everyone could see my eyes. Mind you, I am solidly LTN, but again, I probably mog the shit out of the fat crackers and subhuman hindus who make up the majority of her clientele, so this shit was lifefuel for me. It's the worship every man needs. She wouldn't stop and we kept flirting the whole time, even when I was about to go she came back and we kissed again and she played with my cock some more and told me "You have lots of power, very horny".

When I got back to my bike, it felt like I a real man for the first time in months.




This is the kind of shit every young man needs to be experiencing. If you can get it for free, cool get that shit. But if you're incel, you need to have this shit by any means necessary if you want to have any hopes of keeping your mind right, youngin. At least once a month/once every two months.

On my way back home, I felt so free in the night air blazing down the highway on my motorcycle.
In that moment, I was infinite

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bru my first time was trash escort didn’t let me dominate her like that, had the lights dim (NO IM NOT SUBHUMAN) and had tiny ass condoms didn’t even let me lick her pussy granted I hired her off a shit website out of desperation cuz the ones off the main website wouldn’t reply imma try again once my moneys up

 

[pinkmenarefeminine]

Unfortunately true, but I'm immune to it bc I can get a pasw even when they have a bbc fetish or say they're only looking for blacks. Must be the short hair & tattoos

So you don't have a fetish?

 

[Autisticbrokeass2]

So you don't have a fetish?

Closest thing I got to a fetish is eating pussy/ass and having my ear/cheek licked during sex

 

[normal boy]

Dnr, I’ll happily be an incel than even get a 1 percent chance of getting aids from a spic whore

u are the reason u are incel then u foid slave