Pete Davidson is my idol

[Vermilioncore]

Pete Davidson is everything I wish I was. He’s tall, skinny, tatted, rich, funny, big cock, and carefree. Flawless in every way. Everything I lack, he has.

Just look at how NT and carefree and relaxed he is

I love his style too and I have adapted it as well. The only problem is I’m ugly fat and short as fuck with a small dick and no money

This bad boy has more appeal than every male faggot model in existence. He’s also low inhib and has a huge cock and fucks every celebrity female known to man. It’s over for us. Skete won the game.

Another thing that makes him so hot to women is that he’s a medium ugly slayer. Bleached hair. He has the whole package. It saddens me that no matter what I do or what I wear, I’ll never be half the man he is

 

[Deleted member 17791]

you see these two black eyes he has?


That was me when I raped and abused his ass.

 

[RecessedChinCel]

Pete Davidson is everything I wish I was. He’s tall, skinny, tatted, rich, funny, big cock, and carefree. Flawless in every way. Everything I lack, he has.

Just look at how NT and carefree and relaxed he is

I love his style too and I have adapted it as well. The only problem is I’m ugly fat and short as fuck with a small dick and no money

This bad boy has more appeal than every male faggot model in existence. He’s also low inhib and has a huge cock and fucks every celebrity female known to man. It’s over for us. Skete won the game.

Another thing that makes him so hot to women is that he’s a medium ugly slayer. Bleached hair. He has the whole package. It saddens me that no matter what I do or what I wear, I’ll never be half the man he is

Just be tall and statusmaxxed theory never fails.

Even his terrible eye area isn’t keeping him from slaying gigastacies.

 

[Vermilioncore]

you see these two black eyes he has?
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That was me when I raped and abused his ass.

Those eyes have seen thousands of pussies and gaped assholes and fucked even more

 

[Deleted member 17791]

Those eyes have seen thousands of pussies and gaped assholes and fucked even more

Those eyes know nothing but my abusing ways now.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Just be tall and statusmaxxed theory never fails.

Even his terrible eye area isn’t keeping him from slaying gigastacies.

He’s also very NT and bad boy with a mix of super funny in there as well. I could imagine he’s good at roasting people.

If I were to walk by him I could picture him saying to his girl and friends some shit like “why does this guy smell like he just took a fresh shit in his undies?” And they all laugh and say “omg you’re so mean Pete stop”…

He’s just a winner and there’s no denying it

 

[Deleted member 4430]

indeed and he is funny

youre not

 

[Deleted member 17791]

He’s also very NT and bad boy with a mix of super funny in there as well. I could imagine he’s good at roasting people.

If I were to walk by him I could picture him saying to his girl and friends some shit like “why does this guy smell like he just took a fresh shit in his undies?” And they all laugh and say “omg you’re so mean Pete stop”…

He’s just a winner and there’s no denying it

I will kill him and pull his T50 eyeballs out and cook them and then feed to his whore gf.

 

[RecessedChinCel]

He’s also very NT and bad boy with a mix of super funny in there as well. I could imagine he’s good at roasting people.

If I were to walk by him I could picture him saying to his girl and friends some shit like “why does this guy smell like he just took a fresh shit in his undies?” And they all laugh and say “omg you’re so mean Pete stop”…

He’s just a winner and there’s no denying it

Tbh I never found him very funny. Very corny jokes imo.

But stacies think he’s funny and that’s all that matters.