Petition for @optimisticzoomer to post a record of his slays once he gets to China

[Metroid Prime]

@optimisticzoomer

He said he's starting at a university there this academic year. He should be starting his job in Sept/ Mid-Sept which means he's moving there very soon. I got Tinder and used other dating apps for the first time when I moved here and in between that and IRL slays I fucked about 25 - 30 women over about 6 months from August - January.

TBH for me it was a good way to meet foids who at least spoke English and knew places to go cuz I didn't know shit when I got here

 

[Metroid Prime]

bump

 

[Banned User]

He is celibate

 

[Lundgren]

@optimisticzoomer has ascended beyond slaying

 

[Metroid Prime]

He is celibate

@optimisticzoomer has ascended beyond slaying

Lets see if he continues once he's arrived in his city

 

[Former Shortcel]

He will be on semen retention the entire time

 

[Metroid Prime]

@optimisticzoomer I will pay 18 year old Chinese women to rape you and destroy your semen retention

 

[optimisticzoomer]

@optimisticzoomer I will pay 18 year old Chinese women to rape you and destroy your semen retention

I’ll kegelmaxx so I don’t cum

 

[Metroid Prime]

I’ll kegelmaxx so I don’t cum

Not possible with tiny asian puss

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Not possible with tiny asian puss

I have premature ejaculation too
Over

 

[Metroid Prime]

I have premature ejaculation too
Over

My Tinder bio:

>Nationality
>Height
>Penis Size