CookiekingFAN
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O Petsmart, sage of skincare threads,
Architect of jawline dreams,
You’ve logged off — and left us starving
For your glow-up schemes.
The forum lies in ruins now,
Your wisdom gone, the posts grow cold,
No one rates their chin or midface,
No new routines are told.
Each dawn I hit refresh in vain,
Your profile dark, your legend still,
Oh Petsmart, when will you return
To bless us with your pill?
A year, you said — one solar turn,
Till forums quake beneath your name,
We’ll count the days, O vanished king,
And worship through your fame.
So farewell, saint of self-improve,
May serums guide your holy quest,
Till once again your pixels shine —
Our maxxed-out hero, back to bless.
Architect of jawline dreams,
You’ve logged off — and left us starving
For your glow-up schemes.
The forum lies in ruins now,
Your wisdom gone, the posts grow cold,
No one rates their chin or midface,
No new routines are told.
Each dawn I hit refresh in vain,
Your profile dark, your legend still,
Oh Petsmart, when will you return
To bless us with your pill?
A year, you said — one solar turn,
Till forums quake beneath your name,
We’ll count the days, O vanished king,
And worship through your fame.
So farewell, saint of self-improve,
May serums guide your holy quest,
Till once again your pixels shine —
Our maxxed-out hero, back to bless.
