Petsmart fooled the internet

[Banana ★ 🍌]

O Petsmart, sage of skincare threads,


Architect of jawline dreams,


You’ve logged off — and left us starving


For your glow-up schemes.





The forum lies in ruins now,


Your wisdom gone, the posts grow cold,


No one rates their chin or midface,


No new routines are told.





Each dawn I hit refresh in vain,


Your profile dark, your legend still,


Oh Petsmart, when will you return


To bless us with your pill?





A year, you said — one solar turn,


Till forums quake beneath your name,


We’ll count the days, O vanished king,


And worship through your fame.





So farewell, saint of self-improve,


May serums guide your holy quest,


Till once again your pixels shine —


Our maxxed-out hero, back to bless.

 

[LXR]

Bordering on glaze

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Found the Petsmart alt.

 

[Banana ★ 🍌]

@Node @Zenis pets mart be like “I been gone for 7 days everything is haunted”

 

[Zenis]

@Node @Zenis pets mart be like “I been gone for 7 days everything is haunted”

Holy fuck this is one of the shittest jokes ive ever heard, so bad its good

 

[Deleted member 152014]

Found the Petsmart alt.

 

[Deleted member 152014]

Holy fuck this is one of the shittest jokes ive ever heard, so bad its good

So bad it’s bad kys