Pharmacological ascension

[bawse]

I have come to the realization that I look like shit (relatively, still prob mog you faggots) and that my life would drastically improve if I looked like Gandy, and had the charisma of Sean Connery in his prime. This is not a larp post, nor a “one day I’ll get a bimax” tier post. Everything is already in place and moving.

I have decided to put it all on the line to ascend for the greater good. I may die, but I will die a king.

Already on prescription trt (150mg/wk replacement dose + hcg bc I don’t want ball atrophy. Also taking Reta, klow, mt2, among other peps that are not relevant, as well as 1mg dut, 5mg cialis, and 20mg accutane.

BODY:

- first step is DNP/reta to chisel down to sub 8% bf. Taking a bunch of antioxidants n shit for this. Also doing keto on Dnp to avoid overheating too badly. (Inb4 “DNP will kill you”- stfu pussy nigga, enjoy getting mogged)

- next step, bump up to 500mg test + 40mg dbol bulk. Bloating isn’t ideal but it’s temporary, and dbol makes me feel amazing. Got Telmisartin, Ezetimibe, Atorvastatin, and prescription grade omega 3s on hand so I don’t explode my heart, and adex, nolva, and HCG. Got enough DNP in case I need to run it again after bulking.

- I have extremely fertile birthing hips (love handles) that stay even at low bf. Using ultrasonic fat cavitation on this w arnica, results not great so far, may resort to Aqualyx if DNP doesn’t melt it.

-Got a years supply of cjc/ipa because I didn’t realize hgh was cheap and accessible at the time. Got hgh on the list but not a big priority rn.

FACE (already pretty mog):

Already on low dose accutane but considering upping to 120mg for a few months for max effect.

- got my hands on some klisyri which is a 5 day topical chemotherapy treatment. My skin is fucked from literally never using sunscreen, and this is supposed to be god tier for fixing that shit. This was the most expensive part of my regimen and not worth it if you aren’t an oldcel with sun damage and wrinkles. After that I’m gonna laser off all small freckles.

- Aqualyx injections for hollow cheeks. I have actually planned this for a while but I have not had the balls to inject my face, same story w Botox and PDO, don’t wanna botch myself but I need to try. Did put some Aqualyx in my mons pubis tho, followed by topical arnica and arnica pills to flush the fat out, which worked quite well.

- I take astaxanthin and betacarotene with low dose mt2 for more of a glow instead of turning to a laboring immigrant brown.

HAIR:

Hairline is fucked in my old age, so far only using dut and topical minox which has helped but not fixed. Adding in oral minox and RU.

SEAN CONNERY CHARISMA:

- been using propranolol just to keep myself level in social situations, but after browsing .org I found out about pregab and bac, already on the way from India. I think Sean Connery in the James Bond movies was always a bit shitfaced, which gave him that swagger that made all of your grandmas wet. Hoping these new additions to my stack give me that kinda flow without impairing judgement.

- I have prescription Ritalin that I take via nostrils. Would prefer adderall but my dr is a faggot and I couldn’t get it on indiamart.

BRAIN:

- ordered 2 packs of 10ml and 2 packs of 20ml Cerebrolysin, not sure if it will do shit but seems like a legit brainmaxx.

- Bromantane, Modafinil, Dihexa, for improved mental clarity, focus, and genius.

HEALTH:
- worrying about health borders homosexualism.
- I have an at home blood test every month, I’m chillin.

Future plans include stroma eye lightening, veneers, ear pinning. Hair transplant maybe. And whatever else I learn here.

God bless the curry niggers, the rice niggers, and my physician. I will be gatekeeping sources.

That concludes this post. I am open to suggestions. I also had no real system for the text colors, I just figured it would be more engaging for the adhdcels. Lmk your thoughts pls, this is my first post here.

 

[the foid stalker]

Shit first post, just a grocery list of every horror compound you could Google. You’ll end up gyno-nipped and still sub-5. Pick one blast and log bloods instead of LARPing Walter White

 

[MLGS0LD1ERB0Y]

I have come to the realization that I look like shit (relatively, still prob mog you faggots) and that my life would drastically improve if I looked like Gandy, and had the charisma of Sean Connery in his prime. This is not a larp post, nor a “one day I’ll get a bimax” tier post. Everything is already in place and moving.

I have decided to put it all on the line to ascend for the greater good. I may die, but I will die a king.

Already on prescription trt (150mg/wk replacement dose + hcg bc I don’t want ball atrophy. Also taking Reta, klow, mt2, among other peps that are not relevant, as well as 1mg dut, 5mg cialis, and 20mg accutane.

BODY:

- first step is DNP/reta to chisel down to sub 8% bf. Taking a bunch of antioxidants n shit for this. Also doing keto on Dnp to avoid overheating too badly. (Inb4 “DNP will kill you”- stfu pussy nigga, enjoy getting mogged)

- next step, bump up to 500mg test + 40mg dbol bulk. Bloating isn’t ideal but it’s temporary, and dbol makes me feel amazing. Got Telmisartin, Ezetimibe, Atorvastatin, and prescription grade omega 3s on hand so I don’t explode my heart, and adex, nolva, and HCG. Got enough DNP in case I need to run it again after bulking.

- I have extremely fertile birthing hips (love handles) that stay even at low bf. Using ultrasonic fat cavitation on this w arnica, results not great so far, may resort to Aqualyx if DNP doesn’t melt it.

-Got a years supply of cjc/ipa because I didn’t realize hgh was cheap and accessible at the time. Got hgh on the list but not a big priority rn.

FACE (already pretty mog):

Already on low dose accutane but considering upping to 120mg for a few months for max effect.

- got my hands on some klisyri which is a 5 day topical chemotherapy treatment. My skin is fucked from literally never using sunscreen, and this is supposed to be god tier for fixing that shit. This was the most expensive part of my regimen and not worth it if you aren’t an oldcel with sun damage and wrinkles. After that I’m gonna laser off all small freckles.

- Aqualyx injections for hollow cheeks. I have actually planned this for a while but I have not had the balls to inject my face, same story w Botox and PDO, don’t wanna botch myself but I need to try. Did put some Aqualyx in my mons pubis tho, followed by topical arnica and arnica pills to flush the fat out, which worked quite well.

- I take astaxanthin and betacarotene with low dose mt2 for more of a glow instead of turning to a laboring immigrant brown.

HAIR:

Hairline is fucked in my old age, so far only using dut and topical minox which has helped but not fixed. Adding in oral minox and RU.

SEAN CONNERY CHARISMA:

- been using propranolol just to keep myself level in social situations, but after browsing .org I found out about pregab and bac, already on the way from India. I think Sean Connery in the James Bond movies was always a bit shitfaced, which gave him that swagger that made all of your grandmas wet. Hoping these new additions to my stack give me that kinda flow without impairing judgement.

- I have prescription Ritalin that I take via nostrils. Would prefer adderall but my dr is a faggot and I couldn’t get it on indiamart.

BRAIN:

- ordered 2 packs of 10ml and 2 packs of 20ml Cerebrolysin, not sure if it will do shit but seems like a legit brainmaxx.

- Bromantane, Modafinil, Dihexa, for improved mental clarity, focus, and genius.

HEALTH:
- worrying about health borders homosexualism.
- I have an at home blood test every month, I’m chillin.

Future plans include stroma eye lightening, veneers, ear pinning. Hair transplant maybe. And whatever else I learn here.

God bless the curry niggers, the rice niggers, and my physician. I will be gatekeeping sources.

That concludes this post. I am open to suggestions. I also had no real system for the text colors, I just figured it would be more engaging for the adhdcels. Lmk your thoughts pls, this is my first post here.

The cope stack.

Just save up for surgery and get your CT face scan already, faggot.

 

[bawse]

Shit first post, just a grocery list of every horror compound you could Google. You’ll end up gyno-nipped and still sub-5. Pick one blast and log bloods instead of LARPing Walter White

Gotta expect hate from the nigger who posts the most emotional faggot shit I’ve ever seen about the gym being too hard. Go drink some more grease and soymaxx fatass, this post isn’t for u

 

[bawse]

The cope stack.

Just save up for surgery and get your CT face scan already, faggot.

Not gonna look at surgery options til I feel that I’ve reached more of my natty potential. Is that cope?

 

[introvertedextrover]

all cope, use test gh reta and anadrol rest is useless. Your coping yet anadrol is even gymcel garbage bulk with NPP or something useful and dont fucking use dnp if your already lean nigga save it for after your bulk cut natrually fatso with reta its still natrual since your not boosting your BMR and fucking do some cardio.