Phil Mitchell calls in the UK’s hardest lads to discuss IncelTears

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Phil Mitchell, cockney slaphead and one of Britain’s hardest blokes, is said to have been ‘bloody livid’ upon hearing that IncelTears had grassed on Chad1212, who Mitchell describes as a ‘sound geezer’.

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“If there’s one thing I hate more than nonces or the old bill, it’s a fucking grass”, Mitchell said. “If these Reddit cunts want some, I’ll fucking give it them, do you hear me? Let’s have it”

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Later that day, the following men, were seen entering the Queen Vic pub:

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James Bobson
Mr Norwood
Ronnie Pickering
Roy Keane
Jamie Vardy
Ross Kemp
Danny Dyer
Wealdstone Raider
MC Devvo
Ian Beale

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It is not known when Mitchell’s new gang of hard blokes intends to move on the Redditors, though Mr Bobson was later spotted in a dressing gown attacking a bouncer outside a nightclub, describing him as a ‘recessed dog’. More updates expected to follow.

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British patriots will fucking smash cucktears
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GOD SAVE ARE QUEEN. FOOTY, KIDS, WIFE IN THAT ORDER. LOVE MILWALL FC, BREXIT AND CARLING. HATE NONCES AND PC BRIGADE. DON’T LIKE IT HERE LEAVE END OF.

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Phil Mitchell, cockney slaphead and one of Britain’s hardest blokes, is said to have been ‘bloody livid’ upon hearing that IncelTears had grassed on Chad1212, who Mitchell describes as a ‘sound geezer’.

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“If there’s one thing I hate more than nonces or the old bill, it’s a fucking grass”, Mitchell said. “If these Reddit cunts want some, I’ll fucking give it them, do you hear me? Let’s have it”

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Later that day, the following men, were seen entering the Queen Vic pub:

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James Bobson
Mr Norwood
Ronnie Pickering
Roy Keane
Jamie Vardy
Ross Kemp
Danny Dyer
Wealdstone Raider
MC Devvo
Ian Beale

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It is not known when Mitchell’s new gang of hard blokes intends to move on the Redditors, though Mr Bobson was later spotted in a dressing gown attacking a bouncer outside a nightclub, describing him as a ‘recessed dog’. More updates expected to follow.

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GOD SAVE ARE QUEEN. FOOTY, KIDS, WIFE IN THAT ORDER. LOVE MILWALL FC, BREXIT AND CARLING. HATE NONCES AND PC BRIGADE. DON’T LIKE IT HERE LEAVE END OF.

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This is britain. dont like it you know where the door is
DONT LIKE BRITAIN? GET OUT!! DONT LIKE BRITISH HISTORY?? LEAVE!! HATE BRITISH BLOKES? FUCK OFF!!
 
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This is britain. dont like it you know where the door is
DONT LIKE BRITAIN? GET OUT!! DONT LIKE BRITISH HISTORY?? LEAVE!! HATE BRITISH BLOKES? FUCK OFF!!
@Gargantuan = proper brexit patriot

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.co aren't avin any of this either
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Wish there were more ppl from UK here so they would understand
 
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UPDATE: @TubOfLard gets out the slammer this week after serving 6 months for dealing spice, and has been recruited by big Ronnie Bovril, one of Phil’s contacts in HMP Wakefield.

Mr Lard is said to be ‘fucking lethal with a cricket bat’ due to his upbringing in Bradford and is keen to ‘shit on them wastemans like a Mumbai street isn’t it’
 
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Get in the fackin’ bog you Reddit nonce
 
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These chavs are mostly gone and the roadmen are literally everywhere in my area. I swear there's more gangs than schools in my neighbourhood lol
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Phil Mitchell, cockney slaphead and one of Britain’s hardest blokes, is said to have been ‘bloody livid’ upon hearing that IncelTears had grassed on Chad1212, who Mitchell describes as a ‘sound geezer’.

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“If there’s one thing I hate more than nonces or the old bill, it’s a fucking grass”, Mitchell said. “If these Reddit cunts want some, I’ll fucking give it them, do you hear me? Let’s have it”

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Later that day, the following men, were seen entering the Queen Vic pub:

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James Bobson
Mr Norwood
Ronnie Pickering
Roy Keane
Jamie Vardy
Ross Kemp
Danny Dyer
Wealdstone Raider
MC Devvo
Ian Beale

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It is not known when Mitchell’s new gang of hard blokes intends to move on the Redditors, though Mr Bobson was later spotted in a dressing gown attacking a bouncer outside a nightclub, describing him as a ‘recessed dog’. More updates expected to follow.

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get em phil
 
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We love England, We do!
 
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Pat Tate is the British hardman not that fat lump of dough, Phill
 
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Update: former deputy prime minister of britain and all round top bloke, john prescott, is attacked by a Redditor as he attends an election rally. Swiftly dealt with by Big John:

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