Phone halo/failo is real

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Went out last night and had two girls on two separate incidents ask what phone I had (they both had iPhone 13) and were both put off by the fact I had a cheap android phone. Weird this has never happened before now.
 
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Yeah having an iphone (not too old) is an halo tbh.
 
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Phone means nothing. Just another aspie cope. Chad has a blackberry and gets all the bitches.
 
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Phone means nothing. Just another aspie cope. Chad has a blackberry and gets all the bitches.
But we are not chad. As a sub-chad you must eliminate every failio, android phone being one of them
 
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women are evil and worship satan

they sense that apple corporation is also evil and run by people who worship satan

QED
 
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But we are not chad. As a sub-chad you must eliminate every failio, android phone being one of them
I don’t care about what chicks think bout my phone. Androids mog.
 
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bruh this is one of those minimum requirement things as a non chad
 
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I don’t care about what chicks think bout my phone. Androids mog.
Nah Iphone is the best phone out rn, its super well rounded and works perfectly
 
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Nah Iphone is the best phone out rn, its super well rounded and works perfectly
It’s overpriced garbage dude. I’ve had an iPhone before you even could crawl I bet. Switched to android cause it mogs.
 
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It’s overpriced garbage dude. I’ve had an iPhone before you even could crawl I bet. Switched to android cause it mogs.
I wish I were that young. Every android phone has some sort of issue, I have a Samsung rn and its buggy af
 
I wish I were that young. Every android phone has some sort of issue, I have a Samsung rn and its buggy af
How old are you now? Yeah it depends on which phone you are using precisely. I have an Infinix phone which is slow as fuck. The irony is I’m writing this response from an iPhone. 💀☠️
 
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I wish I were that young. Every android phone has some sort of issue, I have a Samsung rn and its buggy af
Yeah iPhones never had any any issues ever

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In north America iPhone is NT while android is considered autistic.

This is because everyone here can afford an iphone after 1-2 weeks wages so choosing an Android intentionally means your a weirdo.
 
It’s overpriced garbage dude. I’ve had an iPhone before you even could crawl I bet. Switched to android cause it mogs.
I own both an iPhone and an Android
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Yeah iPhones never had any any issues ever

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How old are you now? Yeah it depends on which phone you are using precisely. I have an Infinix phone which is slow as fuck. The irony is I’m writing this response from an iPhone. 💀☠️
Im 24. Android could mog, but rn there are no manufacturers that know that they're doing. Oneplus 7 pro is the goat phone
Yeah iPhones never had any any issues ever

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What
 
Im 24. Android could mog, but rn there are no manufacturers that know that they're doing. Oneplus 7 pro is the goat phone
What
I used Huawei as my first android phone and it really mogs. Other ones are meh. People seem to think I got an iPhone but they’re surprised to see it’s an android phone. You can trick chicks that way too I suppose.
 
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Literally no one gives a fuck about your phone
 
Nah Iphone is the best phone out rn, its super well rounded and works perfectly
It’s overpriced garbage dude. I’ve had an iPhone before you even could crawl I bet. Switched to android cause it mogs.

I will end this debate once and for all since Ive been repairing phones since I was a teenager. All western phone companies are dogshit, including apple and samsung. Samsung might have been good about a decade ago but now theyre basically just like apple in practice. Meanwhile Xiaomi is one of the best brand Ive ever used (as long as you dont mind chinese gov spying on you) and has had things like split screen and other shit like that since 2016 which a lot of phones today still dont have. They have the only built in cleaner I've seen that doesnt also try to wipe your pictures and a bunch of other things without telling you like so many other cleaners do, instead just removes only temp and cache files which again, a lot of phones nowadays still dont even have the option for in general. Theyve all this ease of access, advanced widgets and feature ball and everything else you could think of that other brands either dont have or are about 5 years behind on. One major downside, and a very chinese one at that, is theyre now truing to insert adds into their built in apps, like your gallery, but this only happens if you actually make a Mi account which there is no reason to do in the first place. However I also wouldnt be surprised if this practice becomes the norm in western companies as well

The reason why western smartphones are terrible is because western audiences are too stupid for anything else. A lot of asian companies have to make their tech "less complex" if theyre going to release a product with the aim of mass appeal in western countries, what this translates to is that the west is too stupid to handle anything which is why western smartphones arent ever really going to "advance". So when they release lines that are made mostly just for the eastern market, it tends to mog western smartphones
 
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I will end this debate once and for all since Ive been repairing phones since I was a teenager. All western phone companies are dogshit, including apple and samsung. Samsung might have been good about a decade ago but now theyre basically just like apple in practice. Meanwhile Xiaomi is one of the best brand Ive ever used (as long as you dont mind chinese gov spying on you) and has had things like split screen and other shit like that since 2016 which a lot of phones today still dont have. They have the only built in cleaner I've seen that doesnt also try to wipe your pictures and a bunch of other things without telling you like so many other cleaners do, instead just removes only temp and cache files which again, a lot of phones nowadays still dont even have the option for in general. Theyve all this ease of access, advanced widgets and feature ball and everything else you could think of that other brands either dont have or are about 5 years behind on. One major downside, and a very chinese one at that, is theyre now truing to insert adds into their built in apps, like your gallery, but this only happens if you actually make a Mi account which there is no reason to do in the first place. However I also wouldnt be surprised if this practice becomes the norm in western companies as well

The reason why western smartphones are terrible is because western audiences are too stupid for anything else. A lot of asian companies have to make their tech "less complex" if theyre going to release a product with the aim of mass appeal in western countries, what this translates to is that the west is too stupid to handle anything which is why western smartphones arent ever really going to "advance". So when they release lines that are made mostly just for the eastern market, it tends to mog western smartphones
Read the first few lines, gonna finish the rest; but wanna say I don’t mind the Chinese government spying on me. I love China and the CCP. Gonna read the rest of your post now.
 
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I will end this debate once and for all since Ive been repairing phones since I was a teenager. All western phone companies are dogshit, including apple and samsung. Samsung might have been good about a decade ago but now theyre basically just like apple in practice. Meanwhile Xiaomi is one of the best brand Ive ever used (as long as you dont mind chinese gov spying on you) and has had things like split screen and other shit like that since 2016 which a lot of phones today still dont have. They have the only built in cleaner I've seen that doesnt also try to wipe your pictures and a bunch of other things without telling you like so many other cleaners do, instead just removes only temp and cache files which again, a lot of phones nowadays still dont even have the option for in general. Theyve all this ease of access, advanced widgets and feature ball and everything else you could think of that other brands either dont have or are about 5 years behind on. One major downside, and a very chinese one at that, is theyre now truing to insert adds into their built in apps, like your gallery, but this only happens if you actually make a Mi account which there is no reason to do in the first place. However I also wouldnt be surprised if this practice becomes the norm in western companies as well

The reason why western smartphones are terrible is because western audiences are too stupid for anything else. A lot of asian companies have to make their tech "less complex" if theyre going to release a product with the aim of mass appeal in western countries, what this translates to is that the west is too stupid to handle anything which is why western smartphones arent ever really going to "advance". So when they release lines that are made mostly just for the eastern market, it tends to mog western smartphones
Yeah the downside - I currently have a Xiaomi as well as an Infinix - is that the built-in music app has fucking ads. I don’t even have a Mi account yet it still happens. It’s dumb.
 
Yeah the downside - I currently have a Xiaomi as well as an Infinix - is that the built-in music app has fucking ads. I don’t even have a Mi account yet it still happens. It’s dumb.
I use an app called YTube, its bascically a music library mixed with a youtube player that also lets you rip videos or just their audio directly from youtube. All completely free and even has a built in feature that detects skips sponser ads so for example if theres a youtuber you like that covers songs but they put sponsers at the start or end of their vides it will just skip that section directly
 
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I use an app called YTube, its bascically a music library mixed with a youtube player that also lets you rip videos or just their audio directly from youtube. All completely free and even has a built in feature that detects skips sponser ads so for example if theres a youtuber you like that covers songs but they put sponsers at the start or end of their vides it will just skip that section directly
That sounds awesome, thanks! I actually decided to download a cracked version of Spotify so I just use that. No ads, nothing. Sure I probably downloaded a virus but as long as I can listen to my music peacefully, I don’t mind. In the beginning, the app was a bit wonky. It wouldn’t play in the background but later that day it fixed itself. Never had the same problem before. I also couldn’t see which permissions it was asking for which is also a red flag but I installed it anyway just because.
 
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I use an app called YTube, its bascically a music library mixed with a youtube player that also lets you rip videos or just their audio directly from youtube. All completely free and even has a built in feature that detects skips sponser ads so for example if theres a youtuber you like that covers songs but they put sponsers at the start or end of their vides it will just skip that section directly
Meant YMusic, not Ytube
 
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That sounds awesome, thanks! I actually decided to download a cracked version of Spotify so I just use that. No ads, nothing. Sure I probably downloaded a virus but as long as I can listen to my music peacefully, I don’t mind. In the beginning, the app was a bit wonky. It wouldn’t play in the background but later that day it fixed itself. Never had the same problem before. I also couldn’t see which permissions it was asking for which is also a red flag but I installed it anyway just because.
Meant Ymusic not Ytube but in regards to where you download stuff from, in order to avoid a virus try to make sure its an app that has an official website or github page or something like that and then in most cases youll be fine
 
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Meant Ymusic not Ytube but in regards to where you download stuff from, in order to avoid a virus try to make sure its an app that has an official website or github page or something like that and then in most cases youll be fine
I just saw the other post. Anyway thanks, noted! It’s a phone that I barely used anyway. I hadn’t touched it in months so I didn’t mind. Nobody contacts me on there so it’s all good. I have WhatsApp installed but barely used it and nobody really has my number aside from like the people at home. WhatsApp notified me a few days ago that my account is now deactivated haha.
 
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Yeah iPhones never had any any issues ever

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remmeber using this to my brother. He couldn’t use his shit for like 6 hours cuz he got signed out of some shit
 
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I have an iPhone but everyone assumes I have an android and is shocked when they find out the truth. Now it makes sense
 
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Amerimutt problems
 
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