Pick one of these 3 superpowers

title tbh

  • float 2 inches off the ground

    Votes: 2 22.2%
  • shapeshift into a fat nigger

    Votes: 3 33.3%
  • teleport shit from your ass to anywhere

    Votes: 4 44.4%

  • Total voters
    9
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title tbh
 
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the second one so i can be master
 
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second one seems more useful but the third one also is cool. i technically can teleport my own shit into somebody's mouth
 
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goofy ahh choices
 
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what am i supposed to do with these
 
Long dick is the only thing that I want
 
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shape-shift into a fat nigger sounds good if you're not already a nigger means u will have 2 identities
 
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