Pickupmaxxing

plotkun

plotkun

Unconventionally attractive ooga boogamaxxer
Joined
Aug 31, 2024
Posts
882
Reputation
511
Here is my list of pick up lines. How hot must I be to use any of them?

1)Hey!I just realized after seeing u, im not gay
2)>to a woman wearing a chocker/tail/ears
"Where is your owner?"
3)
-Do you have a boyfriend?
-Yes
-its his problem
4)
Hi, can I have your phone?
*grabs her phone and runs away*
5)
Are you a trans man by any means?
6)
To a group of girls
Are you a lesbian?
If yes:
Okay, then kiss another girl
If no:
Good,
7)
Im sorry, could I please sexually harass you for a bit?
8)
Hi! My cock is 8 inches long. Wanna see it?
9)
>to a woman smoking a cigarette
Freud once said, a cigarette in the mounth in a subconscious wish to suck dick
 

Attachments

  • Screenshot_20250529_132102_Chrome.jpg
    Screenshot_20250529_132102_Chrome.jpg
    220.3 KB · Views: 0

Similar threads

White_Bwoi
Replies
3
Views
71
White_Bwoi
White_Bwoi
Jatt
Replies
23
Views
604
FaceandBBC
FaceandBBC
cannot see myself
Replies
2
Views
146
cannot see myself
cannot see myself

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top