plotkun
Unconventionally attractive ooga boogamaxxer
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Here is my list of pick up lines. How hot must I be to use any of them?
1)Hey!I just realized after seeing u, im not gay
2)>to a woman wearing a chocker/tail/ears
"Where is your owner?"
3)
-Do you have a boyfriend?
-Yes
-its his problem
4)
Hi, can I have your phone?
*grabs her phone and runs away*
5)
Are you a trans man by any means?
6)
To a group of girls
Are you a lesbian?
If yes:
Okay, then kiss another girl
If no:
Good,
7)
Im sorry, could I please sexually harass you for a bit?
8)
Hi! My cock is 8 inches long. Wanna see it?
9)
>to a woman smoking a cigarette
Freud once said, a cigarette in the mounth in a subconscious wish to suck dick
1)Hey!I just realized after seeing u, im not gay
2)>to a woman wearing a chocker/tail/ears
"Where is your owner?"
3)
-Do you have a boyfriend?
-Yes
-its his problem
4)
Hi, can I have your phone?
*grabs her phone and runs away*
5)
Are you a trans man by any means?
6)
To a group of girls
Are you a lesbian?
If yes:
Okay, then kiss another girl
If no:
Good,
7)
Im sorry, could I please sexually harass you for a bit?
8)
Hi! My cock is 8 inches long. Wanna see it?
9)
>to a woman smoking a cigarette
Freud once said, a cigarette in the mounth in a subconscious wish to suck dick
