Piss Grapes Or Shit Watermelon

Grape Piss Or Watermelon Shit

  • Piss Grape

    Votes: 15 78.9%

  • Shit Watermelon

    Votes: 4 21.1%
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    19
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As I was too retarded to know how to make a poll in my previous thread

I’ll do so now

you have the option of pissing a grape, yes a whole grape or shitting a watermelon and yes a whole watermelon

these are both average grapes and watermelons

yes your asshole and your penis are aware

no to anathesia

no you can’t pick both you fucking freak
 
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@Ahmed88 @Centurion_Hunter @Nathan Fielder
 
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you know I quite dislike the fact the worst potential option possible wyr was active and this isn’t :(
 
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dhusc said:
As I was too retarded to know how to make a poll in my previous thread

I’ll do so now

you have the option of pissing a grape, yes a whole grape or shitting a watermelon and yes a whole watermelon

these are both average grapes and watermelons

yes your asshole and your penis are aware

no to anathesia

no you can’t pick both you fucking freak
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You probably have internal bleeding either way
 
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Shitting a watermelon would crush your organs

Pissing grapes is like kidney stones, so it's somewhat safe
 
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Ahmed88 said:
Shitting a watermelon would crush your organs

Pissing grapes is like kidney stones, so it's somewhat safe
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bro grapes are 8 large kidney stones into one
 
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just crush the grape while its trying to leave ur dih
 
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dhusc said:
yeah but I think I’d rather shit a watermelon

I fear my penis exploding
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The average grape isnt that big
A watermelon would tear my ass in half nigger even foids that fuck horses and goliath dildoes couldnt have a watermelon inside without internal damage
 
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Ahmed88 said:
Shitting a watermelon would crush your organs

Pissing grapes is like kidney stones, so it's somewhat safe
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changes vote quickly
 
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what happens if i get constipated and i chose watermelon
 
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My shits are huge anyways so prolly shit a watermelon
 
dhusc said:
bro grapes are 8 large kidney stones into one
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Some stones are as big as grapes, pearls or fucking golf balls

Also grapes are mushier so easier to pass
 
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Centurion_Hunter said:
The average grape isnt that big
A watermelon would tear my ass in half nigger even foids that fuck horses and goliath dildoes couldnt have a watermelon inside without internal damage
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bro people die from kidney stone

grapes are like 10 large kidney stones into one
 
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dhusc said:
I just don’t understand why you pick options more horrible than the ones given every single time
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cutting my dick off is better then peeing grapes bro wdym its not like i can cut my ass off
 
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dhusc said:
As I was too retarded to know how to make a poll in my previous thread

I’ll do so now

you have the option of pissing a grape, yes a whole grape or shitting a watermelon and yes a whole watermelon

these are both average grapes and watermelons

yes your asshole and your penis are aware

no to anathesia

no you can’t pick both you fucking freak
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Grape easily

A watermelon will destroy my asshole, and I’m sure the grape will shrink in my urethra. I have a very strong penis
 
Nathan Fielder said:
Grape easily

A watermelon will destroy my asshole, and I’m sure the grape will shrink in my urethra. I have a very strong penis
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no no this grape is strong and comes out whole
 
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dhusc said:
no no this grape is strong and comes out whole
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I’ll still go with a grape . A watermelon would kill anyone

Ouch!
 
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Watermelon. Ive seen that its possible, I have yet to see someone piss a grape
 
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dhusc said:
no ur pissing a whole grape
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a whole grape is still a whole grape even if its crushed but lets say u dont

way better then litterally giving birth from your ass
 
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snuggylion5 said:
HOw big is the watermelon
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this is an average watermelon

An average, standard-sized watermelon typically weighs about 20 pounds (approx. 9 kg) and measures around 15–20 inches in length
 
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dhusc said:
this is an average watermelon

An average, standard-sized watermelon typically weighs about 20 pounds (approx. 9 kg) and measures around 15–20 inches in length
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The grape i guess bro
 
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