Absurdist
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Staying with my grandma rn. Last night I was washing my face and afterwards putting on a retinoid and benzoyl peroxide to help with my acne.
Then my grandma walks by and says "You're putting too much stuff on your face that doesn't work".
I look at her and then say: "So what works?"
She says: "Well back when I was your age I used pee to cure my spots. My mother told me, and it worked. I still do it today."
I look at her with an astonished expression.
She then adds: "I still do it from time to time in the shower. Just piss in your hand and wash your face with it."
She then walks off.
Then my grandma walks by and says "You're putting too much stuff on your face that doesn't work".
I look at her and then say: "So what works?"
She says: "Well back when I was your age I used pee to cure my spots. My mother told me, and it worked. I still do it today."
I look at her with an astonished expression.
She then adds: "I still do it from time to time in the shower. Just piss in your hand and wash your face with it."
She then walks off.

