"Piss will cure your acne" - Grandma

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Staying with my grandma rn. Last night I was washing my face and afterwards putting on a retinoid and benzoyl peroxide to help with my acne.

Then my grandma walks by and says "You're putting too much stuff on your face that doesn't work".

I look at her and then say: "So what works?"

She says: "Well back when I was your age I used pee to cure my spots. My mother told me, and it worked. I still do it today."

I look at her with an astonished expression.

She then adds: "I still do it from time to time in the shower. Just piss in your hand and wash your face with it."

She then walks off.
 
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unironically works its just nasty as fuck
 
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what in the mindset of a pajeet is that
 
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IMG 8306
 
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grandma is trolling
 
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GIF by Nosy Crow
 
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Staying with my grandma rn. Last night I was washing my face and afterwards putting on a retinoid and benzoyl peroxide to help with my acne.

Then my grandma walks by and says "You're putting too much stuff on your face that doesn't work".

I look at her and then say: "So what works?"

She says: "Well back when I was your age I used pee to cure my spots. My mother told me, and it worked. I still do it today."

I look at her with an astonished expression.

She then adds: "I still do it from time to time in the shower. Just piss in your hand and wash your face with it."

She then walks off.
Just look at her face if she has no acne then grandma knows best :lul: lowk might hop on soon tell me if it works
 
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Tell her to piss on your face, maybe her piss is some kind of special elixir of acne

Mark as solution
 
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Staying with my grandma rn. Last night I was washing my face and afterwards putting on a retinoid and benzoyl peroxide to help with my acne.

Then my grandma walks by and says "You're putting too much stuff on your face that doesn't work".

I look at her and then say: "So what works?"

She says: "Well back when I was your age I used pee to cure my spots. My mother told me, and it worked. I still do it today."

I look at her with an astonished expression.

She then adds: "I still do it from time to time in the shower. Just piss in your hand and wash your face with it."

She then walks off
I think your grandma just wants to piss in your face
 
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Staying with my grandma rn. Last night I was washing my face and afterwards putting on a retinoid and benzoyl peroxide to help with my acne.

Then my grandma walks by and says "You're putting too much stuff on your face that doesn't work".

I look at her and then say: "So what works?"

She says: "Well back when I was your age I used pee to cure my spots. My mother told me, and it worked. I still do it today."

I look at her with an astonished expression.

She then adds: "I still do it from time to time in the shower. Just piss in your hand and wash your face with it."

She then walks off.
She’s praying for your downfall bro
 
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don;t disregard the ancestral wisdom
 
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is she demented bro:lul::lul:
 
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Staying with my grandma rn. Last night I was washing my face and afterwards putting on a retinoid and benzoyl peroxide to help with my acne.

Then my grandma walks by and says "You're putting too much stuff on your face that doesn't work".

I look at her and then say: "So what works?"

She says: "Well back when I was your age I used pee to cure my spots. My mother told me, and it worked. I still do it today."

I look at her with an astonished expression.

She then adds: "I still do it from time to time in the shower. Just piss in your hand and wash your face with it."

She then walks off.
dermatology is for normies
 
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don;t disregard the ancestral wisdom
This some ancient knowledge thats been passed thru generations. My grandma has all sorts of strange methods.

Wouldn't be surprised if she tells me shes cured cancer with her shit.
 
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Staying with my grandma rn. Last night I was washing my face and afterwards putting on a retinoid and benzoyl peroxide to help with my acne.

Then my grandma walks by and says "You're putting too much stuff on your face that doesn't work".

I look at her and then say: "So what works?"

She says: "Well back when I was your age I used pee to cure my spots. My mother told me, and it worked. I still do it today."

I look at her with an astonished expression.

She then adds: "I still do it from time to time in the shower. Just piss in your hand and wash your face with it."

She then walks off.
Mama
 
Staying with my grandma rn. Last night I was washing my face and afterwards putting on a retinoid and benzoyl peroxide to help with my acne.

Then my grandma walks by and says "You're putting too much stuff on your face that doesn't work".

I look at her and then say: "So what works?"

She says: "Well back when I was your age I used pee to cure my spots. My mother told me, and it worked. I still do it today."

I look at her with an astonished expression.

She then adds: "I still do it from time to time in the shower. Just piss in your hand and wash your face with it."

She then walks off.
My grandma told me she git rid of her freckles by putting piss on her face :forcedsmile:


Boomers are a diff breed
 
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Staying with my grandma rn. Last night I was washing my face and afterwards putting on a retinoid and benzoyl peroxide to help with my acne.

Then my grandma walks by and says "You're putting too much stuff on your face that doesn't work".

I look at her and then say: "So what works?"

She says: "Well back when I was your age I used pee to cure my spots. My mother told me, and it worked. I still do it today."

I look at her with an astonished expression.

She then adds: "I still do it from time to time in the shower. Just piss in your hand and wash your face with it."

She then walks off.
Kill this foid bro she tells vaulted methods
 
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