Plan for Salvation - Gigalifefuel

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I’ve got another round of TMJ pain from fucked up bite Jewish orthos left me with. Getting back in in a week to complain to them where they should confess that it is actually a skeletal problem of the left side of my jaw not developing properly and I need surgery. My face not developing properly was courtesy of my retarted mother pushing me out the wrong way giving me torticollosiis and plagiocephally which fucked the rest of my face up so I will explain this to my parents to get them to pay for it because it is their fault (also it will be partly covered due to it no longer being elective due to tmjd.) then remaining surgeries I need will be achievable with a bit of wageslaving.If it fails will just go ER on pediatrician that allowed my face to get fucked up and doctor who failed to deliver me right because she was to weak to correct my position (she apparently said this.) either way I will be very happy.


In the meantime though this tmjd hurts like a motherfucker.

 

[NiZr]

Jewish

always those “people”

 

[Clav's Baseball Cup]

Thoughts? @MaracasMogs @registerfasterusing @JordanFagget271

 

[registerfasterusing]

I’ve got another round of TMJ pain from fucked up bite Jewish orthos left me with. Getting back in in a week to complain to them where they should confess that it is actually a skeletal problem of the left side of my jaw not developing properly and I need surgery. My face not developing properly was courtesy of my retarted mother pushing me out the wrong way giving me torticollosiis and plagiocephally which fucked the rest of my face up so I will explain this to my parents to get them to pay for it because it is their fault (also it will be partly covered due to it no longer being elective due to tmjd.) then remaining surgeries I need will be achievable with a bit of wageslaving.If it fails will just go ER on pediatrician that allowed my face to get fucked up and doctor who failed to deliver me right because she was to weak to correct my position (she apparently said this.) either way I will be very happy.


In the meantime though this tmjd hurts like a motherfucker.

yeah mogs gl nigga

 

[registerfasterusing]

how do doctor niggas fuck up like that nigga thats ur entire job do it right at least

 

[Clav's Baseball Cup]

yeah mogs gl nigga

May finally be able to mog nearly as hard as you. Will still be dicklet though jfl.

 

[Clav's Baseball Cup]

how do doctor niggas fuck up like that nigga thats ur entire job do it right at least

I’m still unsure how much was my parents fault and how much was theirs since I was like 2 months old and I can’t ask because they will think I’m schizo it’s hella fucking annoying. I know not being born right was definitely the doctors fault though. Only men should be allowed to do deliveries.

 

[registerfasterusing]

May finally be able to mog nearly as hard as you. Will still be dicklet though jfl.

try a pump no?

 

[registerfasterusing]

I’m still unsure how much was my parents fault and how much was theirs since I was like 2 months old and I can’t ask because they will think I’m schizo it’s hella fucking annoying. I know not being born right was definitely the doctors fault though. Only men should be allowed to do deliveries.

id imagine the doctor should account for everything in that situation

 

[Clav's Baseball Cup]

id imagine the doctor should account for everything in that situation

Also talking about afterwards though. I still have a giant ass flat spot on my head because my retarded parents never got it fixed when I was an infant like their supposed to.

 

[registerfasterusing]

Also talking about afterwards though. I still have a giant ass flat spot on my head because my retarded parents never got it fixed when I was an infant like their supposed to.

yeah thats their fault then
they should pay for the surgery

 

[MaracasMogs]

Thoughts? @MaracasMogs @registerfasterusing @JordanFagget271

What surgery would you do