Playing Hitman is Chad simulator

[mcmentalonthemic]

Since Agent 47 is canonically an almost perfect genetically engineered human, he is Chad

6'2 height, broad shoulders, attractive

When you play the game, every 5 minutes or so when you're walking, a random foid will flirt with you passingly. This stays true whether you're disguised as a high tier doctor, a soldier, or some random wage slave printing boy.

There are actual 1 in 10,000 chads who live that life an think it's completely normal

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"When you are particularly beautiful, it is a pleasure to contemplate yourself in the mirror every morning. You wake up knowing you're going to get many compliments during the day, especially from women. I had the power to make most women fall in love with me at a glance. I didn't need to do anything except exist."
- Alain Delon

 

[LowTierBateman]

I mog that nigga

 

[BigBallsLarry]

Since Agent 47 is canonically an almost perfect genetically engineered human, he is Chad
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6'2 height, broad shoulders, attractive

When you play the game, every 5 minutes or so when you're walking, a random foid will flirt with you passingly. This stays true whether you're disguised as a high tier doctor, a soldier, or some random wage slave printing boy.

There are actual 1 in 10,000 chads who live that life an think it's completely normal

---

"When you are particularly beautiful, it is a pleasure to contemplate yourself in the mirror every morning. You wake up knowing you're going to get many compliments during the day, especially from women. I had the power to make most women fall in love with me at a glance. I didn't need to do anything except exist."
- Alain Delon
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actually true, hitman is literally "badass chad assassin" simulator

 

[Deleted member 192735]

I love that game. Haven't played since like 8th grade though

 

[polonaecel]

Since Agent 47 is canonically an almost perfect genetically engineered human, he is Chad
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6'2 height, broad shoulders, attractive

When you play the game, every 5 minutes or so when you're walking, a random foid will flirt with you passingly. This stays true whether you're disguised as a high tier doctor, a soldier, or some random wage slave printing boy.

There are actual 1 in 10,000 chads who live that life an think it's completely normal

---

"When you are particularly beautiful, it is a pleasure to contemplate yourself in the mirror every morning. You wake up knowing you're going to get many compliments during the day, especially from women. I had the power to make most women fall in love with me at a glance. I didn't need to do anything except exist."
- Alain Delon
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Hes bald so hes not perfect
Unless hes like intentionally bald where his hairs fine he just shaves to be bald

 

[midtierjester]

Since Agent 47 is canonically an almost perfect genetically engineered human, he is Chad
View attachment 5028913
6'2 height, broad shoulders, attractive

When you play the game, every 5 minutes or so when you're walking, a random foid will flirt with you passingly. This stays true whether you're disguised as a high tier doctor, a soldier, or some random wage slave printing boy.

There are actual 1 in 10,000 chads who live that life an think it's completely normal

---

"When you are particularly beautiful, it is a pleasure to contemplate yourself in the mirror every morning. You wake up knowing you're going to get many compliments during the day, especially from women. I had the power to make most women fall in love with me at a glance. I didn't need to do anything except exist."
- Alain Delon
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ok