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if a dude approached you and offered to sell you a glass of wine, how much would u buy it for?
 
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Why is this a question?
 
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Shit thread
 
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Who the fuck sells wine at the beach
 
Forbes list soon OP, good luck
 
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shiitake said:
if a dude approached you and offered to sell you a glass of wine, how much would u buy it for?
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Make wine. Research it online. You'll need: Yeast (baker yeast is just fine). Fruits (grapes are the best to use.) Sugar. Water. Glass Bottles. Canister (crock pot's a good start). Balloons. Rubber band.

You'll smell the alcohol in 24 hours. But if you want that shit tasting good and strong (13-15% alcohol content,) 2 weeks to 4 months fermentation. But be warned. If the batch gets contaminated with bacteria or a fucking gnat lands in it, it becomes vinegar.
 
In my country they usually sell corn on the beach...
 
BigJimsWornOutTires said:
Make wine. Research it online. You'll need: Yeast (baker yeast is just fine). Fruits (grapes are the best to use.) Sugar. Water. Glass Bottles. Canister (crock pot's a good start). Balloons. Rubber band.

You'll smell the alcohol in 24 hours. But if you want that shit tasting good and strong (13-15% alcohol content,) 2 weeks to 4 months fermentation. But be warned. If the batch gets contaminated with bacteria or a fucking gnat lands in it, it becomes vinegar.
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my dad owns wine cokmpany + wine cellar
 
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Why the fuck are you selling wine to kids, sell drugs instead
 
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Gonthar said:
In my country they usually sell corn on the beach...
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Ugh. The corn on the beach is to mog people with bad teeth. Brutal.

Poor guy's on the beach checking out the hotties and this asshole comes along with corn. The women and guys around him grab a cob. But he doesn't. They stare at him in disarray. Then one of the guys whispers something into the hottie's ear. They both chuckle! She giggles so hard, says, "Omg! I think tinkled on myself." They all laugh together.

But one of the guys drives that even further and happens to have an apple in his manly purse. He hands it to him but he rebukes and says, "Okay! Everyone knows now! I have bad teeth. Are you happy now?" Awkward silence evolves.

The girls look at him with shame as one says, "Dude. No one was mocking your teeth."

"Then why were you all laughing at me?" Mr Smiles says.

"Because Chad said his dick was bigger than the corn going into our mouths and obviously, you didn't want any in yours. So he offered you an apple instead."
 
BigJimsWornOutTires said:
Ugh. The corn on the beach is to mog people with bad teeth. Brutal.

Poor guy's on the beach checking out the hotties and this asshole comes along with corn. The women and guys around him grab a cob. But he doesn't. They stare at him in disarray. Then one of the guys whispers something into the hottie's ear. They both chuckle! She giggles so hard, says, "Omg! I think tinkled on myself." They all laugh together.

But one of the guys drives that even further and happens to have an apple in his manly purse. He hands it to him but he rebukes and says, "Okay! Everyone knows now! I have bad teeth. Are you happy now?" Awkward silence evolves.

The girls look at him with shame as one says, "Dude. No one was mocking your teeth."

"Then why were you all laughing at me?" Mr Smiles says.

"Because Chad said his dick was bigger than the corn going into our mouths and obviously, you didn't want any in yours. So he offered you an apple instead."
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