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Mentalmaxxer
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HYPOTHETICALLY:
The best facial surgeon in the world and the best orthopedic surgeon in the world decide to collaborate and give you the best of the best, cutting edge surgeries, recovery, physical therapist, medication, home health aide, EVERYTHING.
In this hypothetical alternative universe, YOUR HEALTH INSURANCE COVERS IT NO QUESTIONS ASKED!
HOWEVER you ask your friends if you should do it, “THEY SAY NO!!!!! YOU ARE PERFECT JUST THEY WAY YOU ARE!!!!!!!!! WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!”
So you ask your mother, your grandmother, and your therapist, and guess what?
THEY ALL SAY THE SAME THING.
You start to doubt yourself.
Are they right?
Are they wrong?
What even is reality?
Who are you?
What do you look like?
What SHOULD you look like?
Who do you WANT to be?
“Brah don’t stupid. Just be kind. Just take a shower, get a haircut, buy new clothes. Buy women flowers. Women LOVE flowers”
Do you trust yourself?
Or do you trust everybody else around you?
You research the surgeons. Their qualifications are flawless. They have great track records. Literally 100% of their patients have had completely positive experiences.
You flip a coin, and the coin says go for it.
You make a thread on here, everyone says go for it. What the hell have you got to lose?
You ask your dad and he says “Go for it champ! You only live once and its your life”
You go to an Irish pub, ask the drunkest, fattest dude in there. He says “Hell yes ya horny bastard! Go fix your life!”
You ask your old oneitis from high school. She doesn’t respond.
You ask a stranger at the bus stop. He tells you to fuck off.
You go for a long walk through the woods. A couple hours in, you come across a boulder and sit on. You look around. Someone left a joint and some shrooms. You take it. You’re visited by ghosts. They tell you to do it.
You walk home and order a pizza and wolf it down.
Then you get a phone call from the surgeons. They need an answer. Are you in or out? If not they’re giving your spot to another bloke.
What do you say?
@5.5psl
@ToTheTop
@mbolo
The best facial surgeon in the world and the best orthopedic surgeon in the world decide to collaborate and give you the best of the best, cutting edge surgeries, recovery, physical therapist, medication, home health aide, EVERYTHING.
In this hypothetical alternative universe, YOUR HEALTH INSURANCE COVERS IT NO QUESTIONS ASKED!
HOWEVER you ask your friends if you should do it, “THEY SAY NO!!!!! YOU ARE PERFECT JUST THEY WAY YOU ARE!!!!!!!!! WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!”
So you ask your mother, your grandmother, and your therapist, and guess what?
THEY ALL SAY THE SAME THING.
You start to doubt yourself.
Are they right?
Are they wrong?
What even is reality?
Who are you?
What do you look like?
What SHOULD you look like?
Who do you WANT to be?
“Brah don’t stupid. Just be kind. Just take a shower, get a haircut, buy new clothes. Buy women flowers. Women LOVE flowers”
Do you trust yourself?
Or do you trust everybody else around you?
You research the surgeons. Their qualifications are flawless. They have great track records. Literally 100% of their patients have had completely positive experiences.
You flip a coin, and the coin says go for it.
You make a thread on here, everyone says go for it. What the hell have you got to lose?
You ask your dad and he says “Go for it champ! You only live once and its your life”
You go to an Irish pub, ask the drunkest, fattest dude in there. He says “Hell yes ya horny bastard! Go fix your life!”
You ask your old oneitis from high school. She doesn’t respond.
You ask a stranger at the bus stop. He tells you to fuck off.
You go for a long walk through the woods. A couple hours in, you come across a boulder and sit on. You look around. Someone left a joint and some shrooms. You take it. You’re visited by ghosts. They tell you to do it.
You walk home and order a pizza and wolf it down.
Then you get a phone call from the surgeons. They need an answer. Are you in or out? If not they’re giving your spot to another bloke.
What do you say?
@5.5psl
@ToTheTop
@mbolo
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