Please don't let your parents ruin your life like this

[RetaRetaReta]

Ways of tackling strict parents:

• If you can afford to spend $70-$80/month just order from China. Then buy a USB chargeable mini fridge and hide it well in your room. When you go to school, take it with you and put it in your backpack
• If you don't have the money and can't convince your parents to give you $70-$80 in pocket money, then you have to take extreme measures. Become super angry, tell your parents that you're gonna kill yourself. Get a rope or knife, pretend you are gonna do it. SCARE THEM so hard that they give in to your HGH demands.
• Last option stop being a cuck and letting your parents control your life. If you still have a bedtime at 14 JFL. You are cucked

 

[RetaRetaReta]

bump

 

[Deleted member 168392]

LMAOOOOOO
this fucker said no?

 

[Neolithic Zagrosian]

retard dad looksminning his offspring

 

[kana]

Ways of tackling strict parents:

• If you can afford to spend $70-$80/month just order from China. Then buy a USB chargeable mini fridge and hide it well in your room. When you go to school, take it with you and put it in your backpack
• If you don't have the money and can't convince your parents to give you $70-$80 in pocket money, then you have to take extreme measures. Become super angry, tell your parents that you're gonna kill yourself. Get a rope or knife, pretend you are gonna do it. SCARE THEM so hard that they give in to your HGH demands.
• Last option stop being a cuck and letting your parents control your life. If you still have a bedtime at 14 JFL. You are cucked

i’m giving my kids HGH lol

 

[DeborahAnnWollFARTS]

dnw and dnr

 

[RetaRetaReta]

i’m giving my kids HGH lol

it's the least you could do if you are giving them shortcel genetics

 

[kana]

it's the least you could do if you are giving them shortcel genetics

i’m 6’0 but there’s a 99% chance i’m going to get with a 5’2 latina tbhngl

 

[RetaRetaReta]

i’m 6’0 but there’s a 99% chance i’m going to get with a 5’2 latina tbhngl

In my experience, people who claim 6'0 on the internet, tend to be significantly under 6'0

 

[kana]

In my experience, people who claim 6'0 on the internet, tend to be significantly under 6'0

okay, im 5’11.7

 

[RetaRetaReta]

okay, im 5’11.7

5'9 be honest

 

[kana]

5'9 be honest

6’0 on my drirvers license

 

[kana]

5'9 be honest

i’m NOT 5’9 man

 

[RetaRetaReta]

i’m NOT 5’9 man

what is that anime pic bro

u got issues bro

 

[kana]

what is that anime pic bro

u got issues bro

that would be the cover art of the song man

 

[Saint Casanova]

HGH is cope for most. Messi had an issue.