Please rate me as a noodlecel.

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Rarely see any Asians get rated so I’m curious what I would be. Any ascension tips would be appreciated as well 😁
 

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low mtn
 
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mtn-mmtn. U got potential but ur basically softmaxxed. Asian w a good maxilla thats crazy
 
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Definitely don't rock long hair. Your face from the front looks good.
 
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Mtn but ngl asians should start asking for a rate in pms, too much asian hate on this forum nowadays
 
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Mtn but ngl asians should start asking for a rate in pms, too much asian hate on this forum nowadays
Most of them are trolls. OP shouldn’t care about them. But yeah, you should only send pics of your face in dms.
 
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Most of them are trolls. OP shouldn’t care about them. But yeah, you should only send pics of your face in dms.
Appreciate the heads up 🙏
 
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there's a gang of asain haters on the forum
they really hate like really
if they show up to this thread they will tell you the most ropefuel shit till you rope
they want you to rope legit
do not listen to them, click on their profile then click on "ignore"
they are gonna underrate inaccuratly and point out flaws inaccuratly
do not listen to word they say
the biggest hater's name starts with an P and has monkey pfp
somebody is likely going to tag them
i will protect you from them 🛡️
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i would rate you mmtn-hmtn your most obvious flaws are
the thin lower lip making your lip proportions unideal
solution for it is fat grafting or filler
bad skin you could healthmax or use accutane
i suggest you do not bump this thread or they will appear :eek::eek::eek:
 
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there's a gang of asain haters on the forum
they really hate like really
if they show up to this thread they will tell you the most ropefuel shit till you rope
they want you to rope legit
do not listen to them, click on their profile then click on "ignore"
they are gonna underrate inaccuratly and point out flaws inaccuratly
do not listen to word they say
the biggest hater's name starts with an P and has monkey pfp
somebody is likely going to tag them
i will protect you from them 🛡️
Cat Love GIF by Bare Tree Media

i would rate you mmtn-hmtn your most obvious flaws are
the thin lower lip making your lip proportions unideal
solution for it is fat grafting or filler
bad skin you could healthmax or use accutane
i suggest you do not bump this thread or they will appear :eek::eek::eek:
and your neck is very narrow
you need to train it
 
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Rarely see any Asians get rated so I’m curious what I would be. Any ascension tips would be appreciated as well 😁
wolf cut with a little flow would make you look much better. Nice maxilla. Happy you buzzed the long hair off because it wasn’t looking very healthy (kinda dead, just like my grandpa ❤️)
 
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@PEENO08
 
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there's a gang of asain haters on the forum
they really hate like really
if they show up to this thread they will tell you the most ropefuel shit till you rope
they want you to rope legit
do not listen to them, click on their profile then click on "ignore"
they are gonna underrate inaccuratly and point out flaws inaccuratly
do not listen to word they say
the biggest hater's name starts with an P and has monkey pfp
somebody is likely going to tag them
i will protect you from them 🛡️
Cat Love GIF by Bare Tree Media

i would rate you mmtn-hmtn your most obvious flaws are
the thin lower lip making your lip proportions unideal
solution for it is fat grafting or filler
bad skin you could healthmax or use accutane
i suggest you do not bump this thread or they will appear :eek::eek::eek:
This post genuinely made my day ❤️
 
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there's a gang of asain haters on the forum
they really hate like really
if they show up to this thread they will tell you the most ropefuel shit till you rope
they want you to rope legit
do not listen to them, click on their profile then click on "ignore"
they are gonna underrate inaccuratly and point out flaws inaccuratly
do not listen to word they say
the biggest hater's name starts with an P and has monkey pfp
somebody is likely going to tag them
i will protect you from them 🛡️
Cat Love GIF by Bare Tree Media

i would rate you mmtn-hmtn your most obvious flaws are
the thin lower lip making your lip proportions unideal
solution for it is fat grafting or filler
bad skin you could healthmax or use accutane
i suggest you do not bump this thread or they will appear :eek::eek::eek:
All the asians that asked for rates before this guy were legit malformed subcreatures.
This guy appears to have an okay maxilla [FOR A GOOK :Alien: , still quite flatter than ideal, especially the upper maxilla], can't really assess due to not having provided an actual 90 degree side profile from a neutral angle. For all we know he could still have a digshit maxilla.
With angle frauding :
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Still EXTREMELY panfaced, but barely palatable.
Actual ~90 degree side profile :
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That being said I'll be fair, I'd say OP is mltn currently. I suggest you get a radix augmentation and supraorbital rim implants along with midface implants to add some projection to the upper maxilla, and get double eyelid surgery + Medial / Lateral canthoplasty. After that MAYBE you will be able to betabuxx for a panfaced alien of your own species who got ran through by 30 white guys before you. Good luck.
 
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there's a gang of asain haters on the forum
they really hate like really
if they show up to this thread they will tell you the most ropefuel shit till you rope
they want you to rope legit
do not listen to them, click on their profile then click on "ignore"
they are gonna underrate inaccuratly and point out flaws inaccuratly
do not listen to word they say
the biggest hater's name starts with an P and has monkey pfp
somebody is likely going to tag them
i will protect you from them 🛡️
Cat Love GIF by Bare Tree Media

i would rate you mmtn-hmtn your most obvious flaws are
the thin lower lip making your lip proportions unideal
solution for it is fat grafting or filler
bad skin you could healthmax or use accutane
i suggest you do not bump this thread or they will appear :eek::eek::eek:
WINNER OF KUOTY. THE KINDEST USER OF THE YEAR
 
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All the asians that asked for rates before this guy were legit malformed subcreatures.
This guy appears to have an okay maxilla [FOR A GOOK :Alien: , still quite flatter than ideal, especially the upper maxilla], can't really assess due to not having provided an actual 90 degree side profile from a neutral angle. For all we know he could still have a digshit maxilla.
With angle frauding :
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Still EXTREMELY panfaced, but barely palatable.
Actual ~90 degree side profile :
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:forcedsmile:
That being said I'll be fair, I'd say OP is mltn currently. I suggest you get a radix augmentation and supraorbital rim implants along with midface implants to add some projection to the upper maxilla, and get double eyelid surgery + Medial / Lateral canthoplasty. After that MAYBE you will be able to betabuxx for a panfaced alien of your own species who got ran through by 30 white guys before you. Good luck.
💀🙏
 
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Rarely see any Asians get rated so I’m curious what I would be. Any ascension tips would be appreciated as well 😁
you look good, i used to troll asians just for laughs, but honestly, some asians look good, stay safe and ignore the hate comments, your side profile is good
 
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you look good, i used to troll asians just for laughs, but honestly, some asians look good, stay safe and ignore the hate comments, your side profile is good
He didnt include an actual side profile
 
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@Mogwarts_Dropout @ltnbrownacnecel @Maxillular thoughts?
 
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All the asians that asked for rates before this guy were legit malformed subcreatures.
This guy appears to have an okay maxilla [FOR A GOOK :Alien: , still quite flatter than ideal, especially the upper maxilla], can't really assess due to not having provided an actual 90 degree side profile from a neutral angle. For all we know he could still have a digshit maxilla.
With angle frauding :
View attachment 4624197
Still EXTREMELY panfaced, but barely palatable.
Actual ~90 degree side profile :
View attachment 4624198
View attachment 4624206
:forcedsmile:
That being said I'll be fair, I'd say OP is mltn currently. I suggest you get a radix augmentation and supraorbital rim implants along with midface implants to add some projection to the upper maxilla, and get double eyelid surgery + Medial / Lateral canthoplasty. After that MAYBE you will be able to betabuxx for a panfaced alien of your own species who got ran through by 30 white guys before you. Good luck.
Phew very unexpected, thought u would demolish this guy :sortyW:
good from you :D
 
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there's a gang of asain haters on the forum
they really hate like really
if they show up to this thread they will tell you the most ropefuel shit till you rope
they want you to rope legit
do not listen to them, click on their profile then click on "ignore"
they are gonna underrate inaccuratly and point out flaws inaccuratly
do not listen to word they say
the biggest hater's name starts with an P and has monkey pfp
somebody is likely going to tag them
i will protect you from them 🛡️
Cat Love GIF by Bare Tree Media

i would rate you mmtn-hmtn your most obvious flaws are
the thin lower lip making your lip proportions unideal
solution for it is fat grafting or filler
bad skin you could healthmax or use accutane
i suggest you do not bump this thread or they will appear :eek::eek::eek:
@Mogwarts_Dropout @ltnbrownacnecel @Maxillular thoughts?
Hes LTN
 
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HTN
 
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LTN
 
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The duality of man:
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@Cinnamon fan64
 
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there's a gang of asain haters on the forum
they really hate like really
if they show up to this thread they will tell you the most ropefuel shit till you rope
they want you to rope legit
do not listen to them, click on their profile then click on "ignore"
they are gonna underrate inaccuratly and point out flaws inaccuratly
do not listen to word they say
the biggest hater's name starts with an P and has monkey pfp
somebody is likely going to tag them
i will protect you from them 🛡️
Cat Love GIF by Bare Tree Media

i would rate you mmtn-hmtn your most obvious flaws are
the thin lower lip making your lip proportions unideal
solution for it is fat grafting or filler
bad skin you could healthmax or use accutane
i suggest you do not bump this thread or they will appear :eek::eek::eek:
Realistcally he can't be MTN cuz eye area not even hating or anything.
 
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Realistcally he can't be MTN cuz eye area not even hating or anything.
whaz wrong with his eye area
brows could be a lil better
cuz he doesn't have double eyelids?:feelskek:
his eyelids are astheticlly ideal for asains
 
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whaz wrong with his eye area
brows could be a lil better
cuz he doesn't have double eyelids?:feelskek:
his eyelids are astheticlly ideal for asains
It's not ideal cuz the spacing is fucked, monolids, low pfl, no lashes, high set eyebrows, no browridge.
 
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Rarely see any Asians get rated so I’m curious what I would be. Any ascension tips would be appreciated as well 😁
good side prof
just hairmaxx
 
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no browridge.
has a very projected browrigde
nasofrontal angle proves it
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ideal for males is (106-129)
if you don't know the nasofrontal angle measures the projection of the browridge and nose, and no his nose not overprojected
the spacing is fucked, , low pfl,
can't tell it's probably just slightly off ideal like tier 2
and asains have lower pfl
no lashes,
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his lashes are good u can see in the side
high set eyebrows,
yes but not that much out of the ideal
asains have higher eyebrows settness by alot than cumskins
monolids,
it's ideal, he would look more unattractive with double eyelids
it's common among attractive asain faces
u need to understand u cant apply ideal cumskin asthetics to asains or blacks or Indians etc
it would look unattractive
if u gave a black a cumskin nose it would look unattractive
 
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has a very projected browrigde
nasofrontal angle proves it
View attachment 4626522
ideal for males is (106-129)
if you don't know the nasofrontal angle measures the projection of the browridge and nose, and no his nose not overprojected
Could be a bit better but fair enough
can't tell it's probably just slightly off ideal like tier 2
Yeah it's lens distorted but still he fails the 1 eye test horribly. His ESR is probably fine.
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and asains have lower pfl
That's the problem :(. The beauty standard is white so it needs to be higher this is why ethnics will always be at a disadvantage.
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his lashes are good u can see in the side
Still needs to be longer but he can probably fix that.
yes but not that much out of the ideal
asains have higher eyebrows settness by alot than cumskins
Yeah this is what fucks monolids up and makes them look very unaesthetic compared to whites.
it's ideal, he would look more unattractive with double eyelids
Nah he would be better off with a double eye surgery.
it's common among attractive asain faces
u need to understand u cant apply ideal cumskin asthetics to asains or blacks or Indians etc
it would look unattractive
if u gave a black a cumskin nose it would look unattractive
U have to cuz JBW is real and whites are the beauty standard, Asians fit those standards the worst.
 
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Yeah it's lens distorted but still he fails the 1 eye test horribly. His ESR is probably fine.
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u measured the eye width wrong it should end where the lower and upper eyelids meet not at the end of the white
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of course it's distorted so it's gonna be higher
That's the problem :(. The beauty standard is white so it needs to be higher this is why ethnics will always be at a disadvantage.

Yeah this is what fucks monolids up and makes them look very unaesthetic compared to whites.

Nah he would be better off with a double eye surgery.

U have to cuz JBW is real and whites are the beauty standard, Asians fit those standards the worst.
no cumskin ideal is not universal ideal
every race has it's own ideal,
every attractive black looks black
every attractive asain looks asain
cumskins have their own ideal
 
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u measured the eye width wrong it should end where the lower and upper eyelids meet not at the end of the white
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of course it's distorted so it's gonna be higher
Nah bro u have to measure the pfl im pretty sure which is the end of the white. Either way u can just tell it looks far apart
no cumskin ideal is not universal ideal
every race has it's own ideal,
every attractive black looks black
every attractive asain looks asain
cumskins have their own ideal
Yes all the attractive ethnics look their race but they wont fit the ideal standards which are the white standards that's why all the best looking people are white.
 
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there's a gang of asain haters on the forum
they really hate like really
if they show up to this thread they will tell you the most ropefuel shit till you rope
they want you to rope legit
do not listen to them, click on their profile then click on "ignore"
they are gonna underrate inaccuratly and point out flaws inaccuratly
do not listen to word they say
the biggest hater's name starts with an P and has monkey pfp
somebody is likely going to tag them
i will protect you from them 🛡️
Cat Love GIF by Bare Tree Media

i would rate you mmtn-hmtn your most obvious flaws are
the thin lower lip making your lip proportions unideal
solution for it is fat grafting or filler
bad skin you could healthmax or use accutane
i suggest you do not bump this thread or they will appear :eek::eek::eek:
Mmtn? Brother
 
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Ltn
 
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Rarely see any Asians get rated so I’m curious what I would be. Any ascension tips would be appreciated as well 😁
6 out of 10. Approaching Chang level.
 
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Yes all the attractive ethnics look their race but they wont fit the ideal standards which are the white standards that's why all the best looking people are white.
Folk :forcedsmile:
 
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You dont have to look white to be attractive, this guy is below average by any standard, some niggas cope on here by saying "hes average for an asian" which translates to "this nigga ugly"
 
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You dont have to look white to be attractive, this guy is below average by any standard, some niggas cope on here by saying "hes average for an asian" which translates to "this nigga ugly"
He's way better off than other East Asians but below average compared to whites.
 
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Nah bro u have to measure the pfl im pretty sure which is the end of the white. Either way u can just tell it looks far apart

Yes all the attractive ethnics look their race but they wont fit the ideal standards which are the white standards that's why all the best looking people are white.
most attractive people are ethnic
hernan drago is argentinien
Alfredo de cruz, vito basso
Adriana lima is mixed
sharam diniz one of the most attractive females
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all ethnic no cumskin
 
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you look disgusting
 
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He's way better off than other East Asians but below average compared to whites.
Asians thrive by looking soft, he would look good if he didnt have monolids
 
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