Pls post hilarious threads

[Deleted member 19442]

Need some kekfuel to fuel my maladaptive fantasies

 

[OhSeeDeeCel]

I just farted on my finger while scratching my asshole and now it smells like shit tbh

title tbh

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[kanderior]

If you could take 1 BBC for 1 inch of height how many would u take?

Let’s say a 9 inch bbc up the ass for 30 minutes minimum until he nuts And that would give u an inch of height But u had to pick how many you’d do?

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[kanderior]

I was ranked as one of the top 3 most attractive guys in my fraternity by our sister sorority

For reference my fraternity is one of the top chapters in a top school (mix between ivy league and SEC) and it's on old row - needless to say its filled with mostly WASP/Irish/Germanic hyper-NT moggers with tons of family money and a disproportionate amount of athletes and gymbros. My chapter...

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[kanderior]

Got caught by stacylite's cuck manlet MTN boyfriend while pumping and dumping her

For context I was doing a group project with this stacylite a few weeks ago and everytime we worked on the project she kept giving me IOIs and flirting heavily with me and when everything was finished she called me and said "come over and let me help you relieve stress", I wasn't going to...

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[OhSeeDeeCel]

i farted so hard

Was watching Netflix and I farted, like 10 seconds later I felt warm air on my face that smelt like literally shit. It was my fart.

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