Poem to @ey88

[JeanneDArcAlter]

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Ey88… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the site, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left .org and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you get 30k posts, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2024 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2025 you made history happen. You came back and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words,
"JEANNEDARCALTER, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of .org and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Ey88.

 

[myfaceremainsdull]

homosexual thread

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

homosexual thread

Shut up i would slam you on the ground and drive your skull into the concrete

 

[myfaceremainsdull]

Shut up i would slam you on the ground and drive your skull into the concrete

you sound like a woman jfl

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

you sound like a woman jfl

 

[我需要阴部]

Wait so is he gone forever or just taking a break?

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

Wait so is he gone forever or just taking a break?

He never went i didnt want to delete stuff from the copypasta

 

[ey88]

Why did no one tag me?

 

[Iooksmax]

Why did no one tag me?

"did somebody say ey88?!?" ahh

 

[gookcelriceR]

Why did no one tag me?

Exactly. What's the point of making a poem for someone, if they aren't inviting you to read it?

 

[bsabsa777]

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Ey88… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the site, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left .org and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you get 30k posts, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2024 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2025 you made history happen. You came back and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words,
"JEANNEDARCALTER, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of .org and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Ey88.

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