POETRY / CREATIVE WRITING MEGATHREAD

[Deleted member 25938]

Post your oeuvre here. I'll start:

Tap, tap, tappity tap.
The sounds of the keys, tactile and clicky.
This is the bugle call for a war,
Not one with fists, swords, or guns,
But one with words.
With 0s and 1s.

Shitposting.
My favorite pastime.

Streaks surmount
Dopamine piles
The occasional wank in between.
You trap yourself into the illusion
That this train will choo-choo forever.

Well, sike, that's not reality.
What reality really is is this:
The streaks wear off (redundancy axiom)
The dopamine subsides / cortisol spike / melatonin screen-inducing gear-turn / serotonin naught
Yawn.
Dick shrivels, semen-crusted.
Post-nut clarity catapults you back
To reality, that this site
Is a trap, locking you in captivity
Forever, and ever,
And ever.

Have fun typing, shitposters.

Over and out.

 

[Deleted member 25938]

Spoiler: Tagging users

@HimmyButler @klip11 @anoright @Xangsane @BigJimsWornOutTires @HarrierDuBois @capybara @NFA PB @RR2XCUP @TRUE_CEL @Octillionaire @SS-Ritter

 

[HarrierDuBois]

 

[Deleted member 25938]

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Shit man, a picture is worth a thousand damn words.

@Bui

 

[Deleted member 25938]

I'm already sensing that this'll be a failed thread.

 

[HarrierDuBois]

Shit man, a picture is worth a thousand damn words.

@Bui

 

[Deleted member 23218]

I wopuld wriote you a poem about penises but chat gpt wont let me

 

[Deleted member 25938]

I wopuld wriote you a poem about penises but chat gpt wont let me

Write one "by hand" then, so to speak.

 

[Deleted member 23218]

Write one "by hand" then, so to speak.

You want me to send you a cum tribute.....? Ok do you want me top send a new one or the old one i shared with @Exterminator

 

[Deleted member 25938]

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[Deleted member 25938]

You want me to send you a cum tribute.....? Ok do you want me top send a new one or the old one i shared with @Exterminator

Haven't seen either before so show me your sleight of hand (not meant to seggsual, no homo no cap no klizzy ong).

 

[HarrierDuBois]

 

[Deleted member 25938]

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Bottom left is literally Meeks.

 

[Deleted member 23218]

Haven't seen either before so show me your sleight of hand (not meant to seggsual, no homo no cap no klizzy ong).

Ill do it to the photo you posted brb

 

[klip11]

@Blackgymmax is the booty bandit.

 

[Deleted member 25938]

@Blackgymmax is the booty bandit.

Excellent use of octosyllabic meter.

 

[Deleted member 25938]

@rand anon

 

[rand anon]

@rand anon

I'm a creatively inept subhuman, it's why I chose to study CS, so I can become a braindead code monkey

 

[Deleted member 23218]

I'm a creatively inept subhuman, it's why I chose to study CS, so I can become a braindead code monkey

incel career

 

[Deleted member 23218]

I'm a creatively inept subhuman, it's why I chose to study CS, so I can become a braindead code monkey

are you gonna end up arrange m,arriage maxxing if you dont slay

 

[rand anon]

if you dont slay

I'll never be a slayer jfl

are you gonna end up arrange m,arriage maxxing

Don't think so, I just wanna get my mental state in order so I can go on dates from OLD again

I'd only consider getting an arranged marriage with a pajeeta with high steppe %. I told my mom this and she started asking her north indian and punjabi friends for rishtas for me jfl, so we'll see

 

[Deleted member 23218]

I'll never be a slayer jfl

Don't think so, I just wanna get my mental state in order so I can go on dates from OLD again

I'd only consider getting an arranged marriage with a pajeeta with high steppe %. I told my mom this and she started asking her north indian and punjabi friends for rishtas for me jfl, so we'll see

punjabi foids are ot bnut they take alot of bwc in college so beware

 

[rand anon]

punjabi foids are ot bnut they take alot of bwc in college so beware

That’s only a last resort though if I can’t date the normal way

 

[rand anon]

That’s only a last resort though if I can’t date the normal way

@HimmyButler ur paki right? Do u think a htn+ dravidian could pull a paki girl that’s his looksmatch? Paki girls are hot

 

[Bakin donuts 🍩]

Most users don't looksmaxx
Everything i say is facts
I aint sending gay fax
Jfl i pay no tax (in minecraft)
Always LDAR and relax

 

[Deleted member 23218]

@HimmyButler ur paki right? Do u think a htn+ dravidian could pull a paki girl that’s his looksmatch? Paki girls are hot

Stay away they are mine. If you convert to islam you can get below your looksmatch (mtb) bc your height failos you. My cousin is short htb pakipunbnjabi anmd her fiance is a 6'2 framemogging weak mtn. Not arranged marriage

If you want a paki wife, make good money and convert to islam ion addition to looksmatching.

 

[Deleted member 25938]

Most users don't looksmaxx
Everything i say is facts
I aint sending gay fax
Jfl i pay no tax (in minecraft)
Always LDAR and relax

Puttin' on some vintage tracks
Set the tone for my daily rot on looksmaxx
Get them posts in before my brain cracks
Gotta catch 'em BOTB stacks
But be careful OD'ing on that Xanax

 

[Copeful]

Stay away they are mine. If you convert to islam you can get below your looksmatch (mtb) bc your height failos you. My cousin is short htb pakipunbnjabi anmd her fiance is a 6'2 framemogging weak mtn. Not arranged marriage

If you want a paki wife, make good money and convert to islam ion addition to looksmatching.

you need to to change your name too if you do this @rand anon
hindu dindu names like ranjeshdeep are a giga failo

 

[Deleted member 23218]

you need to to change your name too if you do this @rand anon
hindu dindu names like ranjeshdeep are a giga failo

this route is legit if he ends up arrange marriage maxxing, larger pool of his type.

@TRUE_CEL can you treach hhim how to convert? Will he be the first person converted through this forum?

 

[Copeful]

this route is legit if he ends up arrange marriage maxxing, larger pool of his type.

it’s my plan as well
my only concern is if the the girl is a virgin or not
users here say even girls in the homeland are becoming degen but idk how accurate that is

 

[Deleted member 23218]

it’s my plan as well
my only concern is if the the girl is a virgin or not
users here say even girls in the homeland are becoming degen
idk how accurate that is

they are from what ive read you probnably wopnt get a virgin but they will be less degen (read body count) than girls f9rom the west

 

[Copeful]

you probnably wopnt get a virgin

i can’t cope ngl
khhv pious wife or death

 

[Deleted member 23218]

i can’t cope ngl
khhv pious wife or death

i will cope by slaying escorts

 

[Deleted member 25938]

i will cope by slaying escorts

slayyy queen

 

[Deleted member 23218]

slayyy queen

i will; escape inceldom and graduate to escortceldom

 

[rand anon]

Stay away they are mine. If you convert to islam you can get below your looksmatch (mtb) bc your height failos you. My cousin is short htb pakipunbnjabi anmd her fiance is a 6'2 framemogging weak mtn. Not arranged marriage

If you want a paki wife, make good money and convert to islam ion addition to looksmatching.

Do you hve any foid relatives/siblings ur on good terms with? I wanna get some face rates

 

[Deleted member 23218]

Do you hve any foid relatives/siblings ur on good terms with? I wanna get some face rates

its too aspie for me to bring up cuz i dont text them or anything. I may see them in a few monbths for a wedding so maybe then

 

[rand anon]

I may see them in a few monbths for a wedding so maybe then

Pls let me know bhai

 

[Deleted member 23218]

Pls let me know bhai

My sister went out with a 6'1 mtn (not paki, he was Dravidian but medium brown) for prom and her preference for marriage is a rich guy so she can neetmaxx

 

[rand anon]

My sister went out with a 6'1 mtn (not paki, he was Dravidian but medium brown) for prom

Yeah ik brown girls tend to be huge height kweens but I wanna see if I can compensate with my face, either with the way it looks now or after a bit of surgerymaxxing

 

[Deleted member 23218]

Yeah ik brown girls tend to be huge height kweens but I wanna see if I can compensate with my face, either with the way it looks now or after a bit of surgerymaxxing

my sister is 5'6, she is defeneitely heigt obsessed her ideal height is 6'6, sher would date tall subhuman (if she was allowed to date she is not allowed to). She also hates thugmaxxers cuz she thinks its low class. Tbh tho she mostly cares about money bc she is obsessed with clothes, shopping, and is lazy af, i feel alot of brown girls are like this. But thats because we were raised weal;thy

 

[Deleted member 25938]

my sister is 5'6, she is defeneitely heigt obsessed her ideal height is 6'6, sher would date tall subhuman (if she was allowed to date she is not allowed to). She also hates thugmaxxers cuz she thinks its low class. Tbh tho she mostly cares about money bc she is obsessed with clothes, shopping, and is lazy af, i feel alot of brown girls are like this. But thats because we were raised weal;thy

Makes me so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so glad to have a brother and not a sister.

 

[Deleted member 23218]

Makes me so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so glad to have a brother and not a sister.

She spends like 300 a week on her dumbshit not including her 'presents' on holidays that probably double it jfl her future husband hhas to be rich cause she is gonna spend more

 

[Deleted member 25938]

She spends like 300 a week on her dumbshit not including her 'presents' on holidays that probably double it jfl her future husband hhas to be rich cause she is gonna spend more

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Roses are red,
violets are blue
Ellipsis, do you
Think these things are true?
Or am I seeing things in the wrong hue?
Cause I ain't got no clue
Except for
I wanna pound you

(no homo bhai I just had to make it rhyme )

 

[Deleted member 25938]

Roses are red,
violets are blue
Ellipsis, do you
Think these things are true?
Or am I seeing things in the wrong hue?
Cause I ain't got no clue
Except for
I wanna pound you

(no homo bhai I just had to make it rhyme )

woah cheel out bbg

 

[Deleted member 25938]

@Vermilioncore

 

[Vermilioncore]

A grave prepared it’s mouth
To take my bluesy husk
In cold and murky depths
A dark, eternal dusk

 

[Deleted member 25938]

The corn husk flutters in the wind, but is still paralyzed.
"Fuck me heiney, where're my bloody legs," the husk exclaimed.

A fox. Hungry.
She sees corn.
Fresh, ripe, and brimmed with plump, juicy kernels.

Pluck, pluck, pluck!
The husk has been mauled.
Last words: "Lord, come grab me some bloody limbs in the afterlife."

Kernels of shit on the ground.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

woah cheel out bbg

What’s bbg?