[POLL] If my mum managed to stay in her first LTR, I would have been born a non-Muslim Caribbean mulatto. Instead, I'm an autistic Arab/white Muslim.

Which would you rather be?


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Since she dated a Jamaican lad (NT normie) for a year, but because it didn't work out she married my Sunni Lebanese (virgin Chadlite) dad instead.

Which would you rather be:
  • NT maesthetic mulatto, Christian
  • Non-NT prettyboy white-passing white/Arab Muslim
Assume both are of the same PSL (around 5.5) and height (I'm 176.5cm).
 
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The NT one, running Gonzalo experiments for the rest of my life isn't a very enticing option
 
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your mom was a hoe, she could’ve never stayed with 1 guy

Your dad was betabuxx nice guy so she decided to stay with him
 
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You would've had a big dick if you were a mulatto. Instead of average dick.
 
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The NT one, running Gonzalo experiments for the rest of my life isn't a very enticing option
And do you think the other option has a religion failo?
 
You would've had a big dick if you were a mulatto. Instead of average dick.
I would have been uncut though (since Caribbeans are usually uncircumcised according to the Internet), so more smegma problems to deal with :feelskek:
 
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2nd choice any day
 
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your mom was a hoe, she could’ve never stayed with 1 guy

Your dad was betabuxx nice guy so she decided to stay with him
Me dad PSLmogged the other guy though, in their youths
 
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Your dad was betabuxx nice guy so she decided to stay with him
He was a pious and stoic Muslim man, thats why she chose him

Inshallah
 
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Brutal. You could’ve been playing basketball instead of playing sims.
 
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It would not have been you if she had a baby with some other dude. You would’ve never been born
 
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Dunno but if I have to choose between fairytales I choose Christianity so Jamaican lad takes this one
 
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Tbh in terms of aesthetics you would probably mog the mulatto guy.

Your just NT failoed.
 
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How autistic is that yakhi . You are born because your dad's sperm and mom's ovum met . Therefore you wouldn't be born if your mom married a jamaican. He has a different sperm
 
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Since she dated a Jamaican lad (NT normie) for a year, but because it didn't work out she married my Sunni Lebanese (virgin Chadlite) dad instead.

Which would you rather be:
  • NT maesthetic mulatto, Christian
  • Non-NT prettyboy white-passing white/Arab Muslim
Assume both are of the same PSL (around 5.5) and height (I'm 176.5cm).
Tbh I’d rather be mullato. Your mums family may also feel more connected as it’s more socially acceptable to breed with blacks than Arabs (only due to religion and propoganda, WE find religion more important than race). If your mums white side are EE then the opposite would apply, EE find phenotype and race more important than race so being mulalto in Slavic family is worse than being half arab. But as they are British and WE Mullato is better for your family accepting you
 
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Brutal. You could’ve been playing basketball instead of playing sims.
I don't play it anymore, and sometimes my friends take me to play recreational basketball in the park.
 
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All I know is that the wrong sperm won bringing me into existence.
 
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no offense op but I'm genuinely curious, how was your muslim dad ok with marrying your mom despite her having past relationships and not being a virgin?
 
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Just to be pedantic about this, this person born in your stead wouldn't have been you at all.

Also, I think this hypothetical alternate universe half-brother of yours would have likely been sub-Tyronelite in looks.

Even if he was at the same looks level, I think looking like you is possibly better because there are tons of women who simply don't date Blacks. He'd have a stronger niche available to him though, especially if NT.
 
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How do you live with the thought of having been conceived inside an uterus that has received black semen man....
How do you sleep at night....
 
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How autistic is that yakhi . You are born because your dad's sperm and mom's ovum met . Therefore you wouldn't be born if your mom married a jamaican. He has a different sperm
Just to be pedantic about this, this person born in your stead wouldn't have been you at all.
This is technically true, so I wouldn't have even existed :feelskek:

Just was asking a hypothetical question though :feelskek:
 
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Dunno but if I have to choose between fairytales I choose Christianity so Jamaican lad takes this one
Why Christianity over Islam?
 
Tbh I’d rather be mullato. Your mums family may also feel more connected as it’s more socially acceptable to breed with blacks than Arabs (only due to religion and propoganda, WE find religion more important than race). If your mums white side are EE then the opposite would apply, EE find phenotype and race more important than race so being mulalto in Slavic family is worse than being half arab. But as they are British and WE Mullato is better for your family accepting you
Yep, this situation assumed the white parent was western European. Eastern Europeans seem to dislike black people for whatever reason yet many of the women are marrying indian men for money, and they fit the Caucasoid box (hence I'm seeing so many curry EEmaxxers here in the south east and London)
Also hence why mulattoes and blacks are very successful with many different races of women than arabs, even white passing ones, mostly because Islam failos them. The exceptions are Christian arabs in Australia that do very well with women of all races
 
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I would have been uncut though, so more smegma problems to deal with :feelskek:
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no offense op but I'm genuinely curious, how was your muslim dad ok with marrying your mom despite her having past relationships and not being a virgin?
I think he gave her a pass because she is a western white woman, but if she had been an arab Muslim things would have been very different.
 
How do you live with the thought of having been conceived inside an uterus that has received black semen man....
How do you sleep at night....
What's wrong with black people?
 
Also, I think this hypothetical alternate universe half-brother of yours would have likely been sub-Tyronelite in looks.

Even if he was at the same looks level, I think looking like you is possibly better because there are tons of women who simply don't date Blacks. He'd have a stronger niche available to him though, especially if NT.
In what way do you think he would have been sub-Tyronelite?

Do you think religion would have still failoed me compared to him?
 
Yep, this situation assumed the white parent was western European. Eastern Europeans seem to dislike black people for whatever reason yet many of the women are marrying indian men for money, and they fit the Caucasoid box (hence I'm seeing so many curry EEmaxxers here in the south east and London)
Also hence why mulattoes and blacks are very successful with many different races of women than arabs, even white passing ones, mostly because Islam failos them. The exceptions are Christian arabs in Australia that do very well with women of all races
EE hate dark skin complexion anything darker than a brown paper bag is a no go. Though they make exceptions for curries. Your family would still not accept you if you were mulalto but they’d be more accepting of you than you bein mena, did your mothers family accept her black BF?

There’s an Aussie guy here who said Arabs have lowest SMV in Australia due to huge riots and wars between whites and MENAS there. Apparently he said chinese slay the most there out of non whitez. Though this is due to religion and culture I’m sure the women are more pshycally attracted to mena men
 
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In what way do you think he would have been sub-Tyronelite?

Do you think religion would have still failoed me compared to him?

I think you mentioned the Jamaican man was HTN and your mom is MTB? That means the kid would probably not have been Tyronelite.

Yes, religion likely would've failoed you compared to him unless he was a very devout Christian maybe.
 
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EE hate dark skin complexion anything darker than a brown paper bag is a no go. Though they make exceptions for curries. Your family would still not accept you if you were mulalto but they’d be more accepting of you than you bein mena, did your mothers family accept her black BF?

There’s an Aussie guy here who said Arabs have lowest SMV in Australia due to huge riots and wars between whites and MENAS there. Apparently he said chinese slay the most there out of non whitez. Though this is due to religion and culture I’m sure the women are more pshycally attracted to mena men
That's true. In fact, I will talk about an experience I had with a foid EE teacher in primary in another thread - she was very racist towards non-whites.

My mum's family didn't accept her black bf, or my dad, but they let her marry him anyway. Her family treated her a bit coolly after that but my dad and me got pretty bad treatment, which is why I'm glad we don't want to associate with them (we just visit my dad's side - I feel a lot closer to them than mum's side)

The cronulla riots?

@MarkCorrigan @LightSkinNoob @8PSLcel @loox @Ritalincel is this true?
 
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Even if your mulatto self was 4psl he would still slay more becsuse mulatto halo and very nt
 
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I think you mentioned the Jamaican man was HTN and your mom is MTB? That means the kid would probably not have been Tyronelite.

Yes, religion likely would've failoed you compared to him unless he was a very devout Christian maybe.
Yeah, borderline MTN-HTN.
You sure genetic recombination wouldn't have happened, since Gandy and Opry didn't have chad or stacy parents?
In here Christians don't tend to be very devout unless if you're black, but I don't think he would have been very devout. Just observant and moderate.
 
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Even if your mulatto self was 4psl he would still slay more becsuse mulatto halo and very nt
I agree with this, plus Islam wouldn't have held him back as he would have been a Christian.
 
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Yeah, borderline MTN-HTN.
You sure genetic recombination wouldn't have happened, since Gandy and Opry didn't have chad or stacy parents?
In here Christians don't tend to be very devout unless if you're black, but I don't think he would have been very devout. Just observant and moderate.

Genetic recombo in this manner would've been possible, but very unlikely.

I think even moderate Christianity would be a failo (as would any religious orientation other than wishy-washy anomic spiritualism), but certainly less of one than moderate Islam.
 

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