Poll: The PSL Trolley Problem

[OldRooster]

There is a train filled with 1,000 male incels headed at 100 mph towards one young virgin white Stacy.

If you do not divert the train the Stacy will die. You have the ability to divert the train to save the Stacy, but the diversion will cause the train to fall off a cliff killing all 1,000 male incels. The males incels are of a diversity of races consistent with the general population where you live. You will retain plausible deniability for knowing that the diversion was going to result in the deaths of the 1,000 male incels, and you will face no adverse legal or social consequences for diverting the train.

 

[Deleted member 131540]

what will happen between me and the stacy after I save her?

is she just gonna thank me and run into chads arms?

more details are required

 

[lol]

 

[Bui]

save 1000 souls and be recognize as a hero,

so bros before hoes.

 

[Deleted member 131540]

save 1000 souls and be recognize as a hero,

so bros before hoes.

incels dont have souls bro

 

[OldRooster]

what will happen between me and the stacy after I save her?

is she just gonna thank me and run into chads arms?

more details are required

good question. You will never meet or speak to her.

save 1000 souls and be recognize as a hero,

No. You would not be recognized as a hero for doing nothing.

 

[Bui]

u can always replace a hoe but not a bro

 

[looksovernt]

How is that even a question, kill the incels


The real trolley problem is PSL (james sapphire) on a side, and appeal (damian kater) on the other side. Kill PSL or kill appeal

 

[Deleted member 131540]

good question. You will never meet or speak to her.

welp i hope she had a good life

 

[Verdam]

fuck this stupid stacy bitch, ill kill her myself if i have too

 

[karmacitathugmaxx]

and she still wouldn't let you hit ngl there could be no one on the track and i might pull the lever just to get the rira aura boost

 

[looksovernt]

After thinking maybe kill both, the stacy would just leave me for chad and the incels... IDK I don't like incels

 

[Deleted member 20890]

It’s not like I would be able to bang this chick.

 

[mohito]

Instincts urge me to save the stacy, but the code of brotherly love ultimately leads me to protect my bros and let the train do its job

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

and she still wouldn't let you hit ngl there could be no one on the track and i might pull the lever just to get the rira aura boost

“As a thank you for not letting the train hit me, I will not let you hit.” - Stacy

 

[Deleted member 253862]

Why would i save the stacy if she offers me nothing in return?
I would rather save the incels

 

[greycel]

Why can’t 2 and 3 coexist
You believe it to be wrong + you know you might feel guilt from involving yourself

 

[AustrianMogger]

There is a train filled with 1,000 male incels headed at 100 mph towards one young virgin white Stacy.

If you do not divert the train the Stacy will die. You have the ability to divert the train to save the Stacy, but the diversion will cause the train to fall off a cliff killing all 1,000 male incels. The males incels are of a diversity of races consistent with the general population where you live. You will retain plausible deniability for knowing that the diversion was going to result in the deaths of the 1,000 male incels, and you will face no adverse legal or social consequences for diverting the train.

I would drift

 

[OldRooster]

Why can’t 2 and 3 coexist
You believe it to be wrong + you know you might feel guilt from involving yourself

Then you would pick #2. The poll format only allows a short description for each voting option.

 

[hyperbeast]

Save stacy

 

[134applesauce456]

kill stacy

 

[Maxillular]

Violently swerve the train so that it latches on to both tracks and kills both

 

[Klasik616]

Even if you save her she would reject you in a second. The Mario Bros story is basically an ugly manlet trying to get Stacy but she chooses Bowser because he's big.

 

[GodDeityEyeBro]

i would hit a dance

you don't know me like that

 

[hypernormie]

Is this like the last Stacy on earth or something? Are these forum users in the train? Why would I care if either of these people die? I need more details...

 

[OldRooster]

I had a panic attack and froze. Virgin Stacy now dead.

.

 

[Clqs]

I'd let the incels die even if there wasn't a Stacy

Where's the catch?

 

[Deleted member 159029]

There is a train filled with 1,000 male incels headed at 100 mph towards one young virgin white Stacy.

If you do not divert the train the Stacy will die. You have the ability to divert the train to save the Stacy, but the diversion will cause the train to fall off a cliff killing all 1,000 male incels. The males incels are of a diversity of races consistent with the general population where you live. You will retain plausible deniability for knowing that the diversion was going to result in the deaths of the 1,000 male incels, and you will face no adverse legal or social consequences for diverting the train.

hero halo would help me slay some htbs easily, saving a stacy can get me friendzoned by stacy for life at most