Poopmaxing tips?

[Deleted member 16820]

I’m so constipated I shit out rocks twice a day. I work out and eat well but it barely improved my bowels, and laxatives make me shit my pants so fuck that. Any former constipated cels here?

 

[traveler]

i just eat banana to take a shit

 

[buckchadley31]

Idk where I've heard this advice but it goes like this
"if you're feeling like shit, go take a shit"

 

[Deleted member 16820]

i just eat banana to take a shit

Fiber doesn’t seem to affect my excrement.

 

[traveler]

Fiber doesn’t seem to affect my excrement.

talk to your doctor about it to see if its serious

 

[Deleted member 6305]

Fiber doesn’t seem to affect my excrement.

If fiber doesn't work it means you're lacking fat on your diet
If you're really serious
You should drink small cup of coffee + 1ts of butter first thing in the morning

 

[Constantin Denis]

damn some niggas shit bricks

 

[Deleted member 16820]

talk to your doctor about it to see if its serious

I did. I have Hemorrhoids but they said it shouldn’t affect my toilet habits this much.

If fiber doesn't work it means you're lacking fat on your diet
If you're really serious
You should drink small cup of coffee + 1ts of butter first thing in the morning

Interesting. Do you eat the butter plain or put it in the coffee?

 

[Ghost Philosophy]

Finger your butthole to stimulate your bowel

 

[Deleted member 6305]

I did. I have Hemorrhoids but they said it shouldn’t affect my toilet habits this much.

Interesting. Do you eat the butter plain or put it in the coffee?

Put in the coffee
If you could you should use ghee but standard butter works too

 

[Deleted member 16820]

Put in the coffee
If you could you should use ghee but standard butter works too

Alright thanks bro I will try that out.

 

[Deleted member 15099]

Finger your butthole to stimulate your bowel

@CupOfCoffee @disillusioned

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Constipation is one of the symptoms of hypothyroidism. Aspirin, coffee, magnesium, salt, cascara sagrada, sugar, vit d help.