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Stalker

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When's the last time you jacked off or jilled off to one of our other fine tube sites?
 
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Niggas not saying “jerked off” like their a family friendly site
 
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Brutal shootingropespil
 
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FUuuuuckkk! Premium for what!!!
I gotta wake up everyday and do a quick mind refresh to realize people actually pay for premium porn before continuing my day
 
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"When's the last time you've jacked off or jilled off to one of our other websites?"
 
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These niggas didint even go on maintance when a inkwell shot up their headquarters
What the fuxk is there to maintain? Gotta clean up the cum or something???
 
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We have @Regret hub
 
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I never go on any porn site cause I just have this fear I'm going to accidentally cast it to the tv
 
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"When's the last time you've jacked off or jilled off to one of our other websites?"
“i reckon yesterday,”

Duzxkie said
 
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@Big Boss help a fella out
 
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I never go on any porn site cause I just have this fear I'm going to accidentally cast it to the tv
That usually doesn’t happen unless you click cast to tv
 
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I gotta wake up everyday and do a quick mind refresh to realize people actually pay for premium porn before continuing my day
Thanks for calling me a person! Even I wouldn’t give myself that much credit. I’m kind of like a piece of slime just absorbing moisture. I got a premium on sale and split it with a relative. So I’m not that down, bad!
 
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Well porn hamster is still up for grabs
 
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Time to check out @Regret threads
 
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Thanks for calling me a person! Even I wouldn’t give myself that much credit. I’m kind of like a piece of slime just absorbing moisture. I got a premium on sale and split it with a relative. So I’m not that down, bad!
Who is this? And why is nothing talking to me??

The freaks came out
 
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im chillin:02Jump:
 

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Who is this? And why is nothing talking to me??

The freaks came out
Nigga, I'll quit the larp.

I'm no sex haver, no, but don't take this seriously. I don't pay for porn I'm not a full blown retard. There should be zero niggas on this site paying for shit to jerk of to.

That's the bottom barrel of humanity!
 
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js go on kinky gay femboy.com:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
Or Grindr.com

Could’ve swear the mastrubating feels much more realistic + the porn actually comes to you
 
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“i reckon yesterday,”

Duzxkie said
"Just now, the experience for the first 2 websites we're a solid 9/10. However, I didn't like the 3rd website's ad's, so I'll give that one a 8/10. All 3 combined are a solid 8.5-8.6/10, bit shit compared to the 10/10 the normal hub gives. Get it back running ASAP."

yesimog420 said.
 
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"Just now, the experience for the first 2 websites we're a solid 9/10. However, I didn't like the 3rd website's ad's, so I'll give that one a 8/10. All 3 combined are a solid 8.5-8.6/10, bit shit compared to the 10/10 the normal hub gives. Get it back running ASAP."

yesimog420 said
“Il do the rape section please”

Yesimog420 said
 
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you niggas are demons
Only in the night. On the day I’m a luring trans hooker eyeing on my next pray to pass the std’s on
 
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b
 
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I can confirm scattv is still up
 
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