BigJimsWornOutTires
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Israel has been hit by dozens of rockets from Iran. Iran made a statement, "If any country other than an Arab nation attacks us, we will launch our nuclear missiles."
Reports of explosions coming from South Korea. It's been confirmed North Korea launched two missiles into South Korea. Kim Jong Un made a statement, "If any country other than South Korea attacks us, we will launch our ballistic nuclear missiles."
Poland has just been hit by several rockets believed to have been launched by Ukraine or Russia. Both nations released a joint statement, "If any country attacks either one of us, besides Poland, we will launch our nuclear missiles."
China has attacked Japan and Taiwan, killing tens of thousands of people. The CCP issued an urgent message to the world, "If any country besides Taiwan and Japan interferes with our conflict, we will launch every nuclear missile we have. Try us, motherfuckers. I dare you!"
Reports of explosions coming from South Korea. It's been confirmed North Korea launched two missiles into South Korea. Kim Jong Un made a statement, "If any country other than South Korea attacks us, we will launch our ballistic nuclear missiles."
Poland has just been hit by several rockets believed to have been launched by Ukraine or Russia. Both nations released a joint statement, "If any country attacks either one of us, besides Poland, we will launch our nuclear missiles."
China has attacked Japan and Taiwan, killing tens of thousands of people. The CCP issued an urgent message to the world, "If any country besides Taiwan and Japan interferes with our conflict, we will launch every nuclear missile we have. Try us, motherfuckers. I dare you!"
