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john_cope

john_cope

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  • I have a long as fuck midface
  • I have a shitty lower third
  • large forehead.
  • I have prey eyes
  • my skin is very pink
  • big cheeks and dimples. unaesthetic as fuck. low cheekbones.
  • I look too celtic instead of nordic or whatever. I am a bootleg macklemore.
  • crooked, bulbous jew nose
  • my chin is crooked and lumpy as fuck too! no doublechin though.
  • did I mention my crooked nose? well my face is asymmetrical in general. my left side looks very weak compared to my right. I have to rely on angles
  • oily skin and acne scars and rough skin
  • big pores
  • hairline is okay, I will probably keep my hair forever, but it's nothing special. I look much much better shaved, so I can't pull hair game.
  • mediocre lips. nothing special
  • eyebrows are average, asymmetrical
  • my neck is not thick.
  • too much upper eyelid exposure. not enough forward brow ridge
these poor traits came from my betabux cuck father.
 
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I’m ugly, fat and dumb
 
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Nose, lips and forehead
 
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Starting from this point on, tell me something you love about yourself!
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- overly large gay alien skull
- short skull
- sloped forehead
- shit hairline
- minor upper eyelid exposure
- bad undereye support causing a droopy look
- Negative Canthal Tilt
- minor eye asymmetries
- eye color very meh
- no discernable zygos
- One of the worst noses I think I've ever seen(Boulbous, large, weird arch off my face, slightly upturned)
- thin lips
- narrow mouth
- weak chin
- face lacks angularity due to nose being disgusting, gonial is more curve than angle, droopy undereyes and just lack of sharpness
- no harmony
- ear lobe deformity from gauges
- patchy facial hair which means no facial hair
- narrow palate
- forward hyoid bone
- short mandible
- short lower third
- horrible skin
- possible Bimaxillary Potrusion
- face is too wide
- overbite
- Neurotic as fuck
 
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Collagen and hairline
 

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