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College of Higher Learning
Office of Admissions
Dear Ren Hoek,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been admitted to the College of Higher Learning. Your application demonstrated the persistence, resilience, and questionable judgment that we value in our student body.
As a student, you can expect years of rigorous lectures, demanding coursework, and deadlines that arrive with remarkable consistency. The pursuit of knowledge is a rewarding endeavor, though it is often accompanied by chronic sleep deprivation, an ever-growing collection of unfinished paperwork, and the occasional existential crisis.
Beyond the classroom, you'll have the opportunity to meet an extraordinary range of people—future friends, collaborators, rivals, and classmates who will inevitably remember an assignment only moments before it is due.
Please report on the first day of term with the required materials, an open mind, and realistic expectations. While we encourage passionate academic discussion, we ask that all disagreements with faculty, fellow students, and unusually enthusiastic campus mascots remain strictly non-violent.
We are confident that you will leave our institution with a deeper understanding of the world, a valuable education, and an appreciation for uninterrupted sleep that can only be gained through its prolonged absence.
We look forward to welcoming you to campus.
Sincerely,
The Office of Admissions
"Knowledge is power. Wisdom is learning how much it costs."
Office of Admissions
Dear Ren Hoek,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been admitted to the College of Higher Learning. Your application demonstrated the persistence, resilience, and questionable judgment that we value in our student body.
As a student, you can expect years of rigorous lectures, demanding coursework, and deadlines that arrive with remarkable consistency. The pursuit of knowledge is a rewarding endeavor, though it is often accompanied by chronic sleep deprivation, an ever-growing collection of unfinished paperwork, and the occasional existential crisis.
Beyond the classroom, you'll have the opportunity to meet an extraordinary range of people—future friends, collaborators, rivals, and classmates who will inevitably remember an assignment only moments before it is due.
Please report on the first day of term with the required materials, an open mind, and realistic expectations. While we encourage passionate academic discussion, we ask that all disagreements with faculty, fellow students, and unusually enthusiastic campus mascots remain strictly non-violent.
We are confident that you will leave our institution with a deeper understanding of the world, a valuable education, and an appreciation for uninterrupted sleep that can only be gained through its prolonged absence.
We look forward to welcoming you to campus.
Sincerely,
The Office of Admissions
"Knowledge is power. Wisdom is learning how much it costs."
