Post the lies that you've ever told to females

[Deleted member 616]

Top 3 lies I've told to my ex gfs:

1. "You're the most beautiful girl I've ever met"

2. "I'll always love you"

3. "It's your soul / personality that I care about"

 

[Chad69]

I will never cheat on you

 

[Deleted member 6341]

You're not ugly girl
I don't care if you're not the best looking woman in my life
White women are overrated

 

[Deleted member 1476]

I am prince akdwgdwgngo of nigeria i require your assistance

 

[Deleted member 6538]

I have a 9 inch dick