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[Theory] Let’s kidnap Chico

In the next few days I will try to find his house location and monitor his daily movements and routine using some drones.
And when the moment is right a few of us can smuggle him to a warehouse where we can commence measurements of his skull.

He is however 6’5” with 99.5%ile frame so we definitely need @
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cocainecowboy in on this. Don’t flake, I know that you are not larping as 5’5”. We also need around 10 other birdcels, chinlets, eyelets so that we are motivated to take accurate readings of those areas that we are deficient in.
We must also take care of his skull when smuggling him and not bruise his face. (Could affect measurements)

We would give him snacks so he can keep quiet but make sure it’s low sodium and carbs otherwise he will bloat and that’s no good for our objective.

And after well mix some pills in some water so he can sleep and untie him so we can flee the place with our holy grail psl9 measurements. When he wakes up he can go home or whatever. Imagine him explaining to his wife (who probably thought he was cheating) that he was captured by some subhuman manlets and one giant who took him to a basement where they gave him snack while running measuring tape across his face and muttering ‘its over’, ‘NW2’, ‘collagencel’.

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He wouldn’t even last the night!!!!!

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