Just kidding she pulled my pants down righ after i said hi and she started stroking it on the spot
Mih 2
Cold aproached one time in my life and got a kiss and two dates from it.Failure too
but if you're subhuman don't bother souring the mood
Of course you don't have success
Approoches me.
huhApprooches me.
I was at a prom and got dared by my friends to dance with a foid.Tell me line you used or script
I'm autistic I need to write them down
Tell me line you used or script
I'm autistic I need to write them down
How it was 4 months ago at a prom, happend 100% i was drunk as fuck though like 90% in my life
one time i was talking to a chick from our friendgroup and we were like planning to bang so it was weekend and she texted me the day before to meet up at her place at 8pm so it was the next day and i entered her place ( its usual for friends to just walk in the house via backdoor) and when i walked in i saw my homeboy banging her we laughed it off and i left him to finish the job. ( she forgot we had made plans and my boy just visited her house because he was in town and thats when she totally forgot i was supposed to meet her) funny shit thoFailure too
but if you're subhuman don't bother souring the mood
Of course you don't have success
cold approaching is one of the worst ways to get girls even when ur good looking but I've done it a few times, my most successful one was when I was with my friend and he pointed out a girl that damn near looked identical to Kendall Jenner, and he knew Kendall Jenner is my "celeb crush" for lack of a better term, and so me and bro were at a mall, and they had this like weird area where there's circular benches and food stands all around and I sat at the bench opposite the girls, me and the girl I wanted kept making eye contact and kept smiling at each other so eventually I go up to her and ask if I could sit with them (it was a group of 4 girls) and when I sat next to her I asked for her name and said its nice to meet you then addressed the other girls and was being extra nice to them so I dont get cock blocked, and the whole time I was talking whenever the girl looked at me she looked away quickly smiling, all her friends were giggling and laughing (idk why but from experience I dont think they were laughing at me) and I just told the girl "me and my friend are gonna leave the mall now, so I had to talk to you before I left, mind if I get your number?" she gives me her number and I shake hands with her (like a gentle shake not an actual hand shake) and the whole time she's giggling, laughing, playing with her hair, and whenever she made eye contact with me for more than 2 seconds shed look away as if she were embarrassed, best feeling on earth ngl, and best cold approach I've ever had, my confidence sky rocketed after thatFailure too
but if you're subhuman don't bother souring the mood
Of course you don't have success
NT ass nigga I'd have no idea how to maintain that conversation
Jai Hind this is Indian BvLL behavior"are you interested in breeding with me"
works every time
Blenchod what's your looks level? Free ass hoes
Yeah trying actual one liners is cringe that's not what I was going for
Blenchod what's your looks level? Free ass hoes
Explain circumstances of success and failures
iv never rlly had directly cold approaches cuz i js jestered and i only did it with my friends aroundFailure too
but if you're subhuman don't bother souring the mood
Of course you don't have success
eer pressure my friends pushed me onto a group and my mind went blank and i said ''whats skibidding'' to which they ran off, core memory atleast i guess
Niggaiv never rlly had directly cold approaches cuz i js jestered and i only did it with my friends around
1st time ws in august 2024:my friend ws cold approaching and i decided to join in. first it was an older woman to which i got told no and she laughed
2nd time: i approached again and i ws suprised she was making a convo she was like ''are u sure??'' and then started saying how i was joking around and then js walked away what if i was too chad for her she thought i ws joking
3rd time
Once I cold approached a HTB with her whale friend in front of the club toilets.Failure too
but if you're subhuman don't bother souring the mood
Of course you don't have success
Let me tell another story my friend.Failure too
but if you're subhuman don't bother souring the mood
Of course you don't have success
You should have got her socialsLet me tell another story my friend.
I cold approached a HTB sitting on her own on a black couch in an underground section of the club.
Up until that point, I had failed each and every cold approach - which made sense because I was completely solo and 100% sober.
Anyway, I struck up a conversation and started asking her about the music and how old she was. To be honest, it was much easier to hide my self-consciousness sitting down (it was definitely a mistake to be there sober JFL) so the initial approach was decent.
She then asks me, "Want to come dance?"
I wasn't about to turn down a dance with a petite 19yr old with nice tits so I said sure.
Anyway, we were "dancing" (I was bopping my head like an autist trying to pretend like I knew what was going on) and this went on for 5 minutes or so. Looking back I probably overstepped, but I just started asking these awkward questions about the music and her friend (she could barely hear me).
Oh and her friend, her friend just stood there for the first few minutes before walking off, but once she left I finally decided to initiate. To be completely honest, I hadn't been laid in 10 months or so so all I could think about was her slim body... (you know what I mean)
I first asked her if she wanted to "talk somewhere privately", this was actually a tip given to me by my chad uncle (he unironically had top 1% looks as a teenager so his mindset is completely detached from reality). She says "sure" but doesn't elaborate; at this point I'm thinking that I'm about to get my dick sucked but she simply continued dancing.
The initial plan was to park my car in the lot right beside the club, then somehow convince a hot chick to walk over with me. (Also no, I wasn't intentionally targeting drunk girls because I'm not a degenerate)
Shortly after I start making intentional eye contact with her in an attempt to escalate the situation, but it only made the dancing more awkward.
A minute passes and I say, "My car is parked in the lot beside the club, would you want to walk down with me?". She replies telling me that "she wants to stay in the club with her friends", and continues dancing with me.
At some point her friend pulls up out of nowhere, but I'm still just standing there bopping my head like a social recluse.
Looking back, at that point it should have been relatively obvious that I'd failed the cold approach completely; still though, I wasn't leaving without some kind of confirmation. As we danced a little more, I lowered my hands down to her waist which failed almost immediately. After not even 2 minutes, she whispered to me that she was going to some room that I'd never heard of, pretty sure she said the "clown room" or some shit.
Maybe, she did look hot though not going to lie.You should have got her socials
Car sex is much harder than getting an insta/snap/number
