Post your most embarrassing story with a woman

[enchanted_elixir]

I'll go first. Very short.

I had to dance with a woman in ballroom on my first day in the class, she looked disgusted ;( The rest of the year sucked because nobody wanted to be my partner, but had to out of necessity (even though i am not ugly, i hope)

 

[Deleted member 17531]

hopped a fence to get away from a girl who was obsessed with me
biggest fumble of my entire life bru

 

[Deleted member 21048]

I've never had any experiences with girls

 

[Sondern]

I'll go first. Very short.

I had to dance with a woman in ballroom on my first day in the class, she looked disgusted ;( The rest of the year sucked because nobody wanted to be my partner, but had to out of necessity (even though i am not ugly, i hope)

my ex sucked a guys D like 1 week after we brokeup. I loved her to death and begged to get back with her. Never would have done it now, but I have a ton of simp stories that are CRAZY.

 

[enchanted_elixir]

my ex sucked a guys D like 1 week after we brokeup. I loved her to death and begged to get back with her. Never would have done it now, but I have a ton of simp stories that are CRAZY.

You said you get IOIs IRL, right?

 

[enchanted_elixir]

I've never had any experiences with girls

Just like me

 

[Deleted member 25938]

I've never had any experiences with girls

Cagefuel avi

 

[enchanted_elixir]

hopped a fence to get away from a girl who was obsessed with me
biggest fumble of my entire life bru

Tell us more ab out it

 

[Sondern]

You said you get IOIs IRL, right?

idk what that is

 

[enchanted_elixir]

Cagefuel avi

Me when I realize @FailedNormieManlet and @TRUE_CEL get more IOIs than me

 

[enchanted_elixir]

idk what that is

women show you signs that they're interested in you in real life, right?

 

[Sondern]

women show you signs that they're interested in you in real life, right?

nah im subhuman, dont have any eyebrows or eyelashes, no hair, bloated 24/7 and have a mid face to begin with. im also 5,5

 

[Sondern]

nah im subhuman, dont have any eyebrows or eyelashes, no hair, bloated 24/7 and have a mid face to begin with. im also 5,5

anyone who knows me would easily know this is my account. I might aswell face reveal

 

[buckchadley31]

U used to practice ballet?

 

[enchanted_elixir]

nah im subhuman, dont have any eyebrows or eyelashes, no hair, bloated 24/7 and have a mid face to begin with. im also 5,5

In the kidology video, you said you get women showing interest from time to time

 

[enchanted_elixir]

U used to practice ballet?

ballroom

 

[Sondern]

In the kidology video, you said you get women showing interest from time to time

I believe what I said was, when I went from subhuman to htn I got some female attention, but ive decended back to subhuman

 

[juste]

women are embarrassing tbh

 

[thecel]

Stacy in physics class partnered with 6-foot football Chad instead of me. I retorted to her something along the lines of, “What’s the problem Stacy? Not attractive enough for ya?”

My intention was to call her out for being lookist. I knew the reason she didn’t want to work with me, indeed was that I wasn’t attractive enough for her.

Unfortunately, the way I said it can be interpreted as me implying that I think I’m good-looking. I came across as arrogant. Utter failure.

 

[CFW432]

Islam has been demonized in the west compared to Hinduism which you're average normie in the west barely knows anything about. Add this with curry pheno and it's over. Curry Hindus might get picked on for their looks or curry stereotypes, but curry muslims get fucked with for their looks, curry stereotypes, AND religion. Obviously ofc if you are a chadpreet then none of this matters anyway cause of the halo effect.

 

[traveler]

erection dysfunction

 

[Artbreeder Is Law]

I was 14 years old and a girl had told me that her parents were not there and I had asked her where they were? and she told me they were in some mountain until tomorrow at noon and she told me that she had made a cake and to come for a snack, so I took the bus for 45 minutes but when I arrived she was in light clothing and told me that she was the cake,
but I was hungry and I hadn't eaten anything so I was pissed off and I went home to play Pokémon and the next day she told all her friends what I had done and the whole school called me a weirdo and made fun of me.

 

[Gonthar]

I'll go first. Very short.

I had to dance with a woman in ballroom on my first day in the class, she looked disgusted ;( The rest of the year sucked because nobody wanted to be my partner, but had to out of necessity (even though i am not ugly, i hope)

Why didn't you try to make her feel more at ease and talk to her:
"Hey gorgeous! You look very fine, I like your scintillating moves, you sure know how to use your body, I bet you make many guys go wild..."

 

[phookmumb]

She refused to suck my dick

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Me when I realize @FailedNormieManlet and @TRUE_CEL get more IOIs than me

What do you look like? PM face.