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[Deleted member 4430]

@Zyros aka lamp post larry

often spotted taking selfies under lamposts at night after an evening of rejection

wears 3 jackets but doesnt shoplift

has richard ramirez as his wallpaper

 

[Adriana Lima]

bring back Zach Cocks

 

[turkproducer]

zyros looks like he forces himself out of bed flacid every morning after a restless night of thinking about the 8 hour fasted cardio he has to do the next day so he doesnt bloat back up

then he wears his 5 parka jackets to convince his grandma hes alreeady eaten breakfast before setting off on his walk, making sure to stop under eevery lamp-post for a selfie to motivate him

when girls look at him in a concerned manner his brain interprets it as an ioi and he counts it as slay

 

[Ocelot]

trying to think if anything failos you more which is out of your control ofc theres guys like zyros with the frame and height of a 10 year old who intentionally grow their hair hip length and wear ponchos to failo them even more, but thats more selfsabotagecellism from decades of bullying

 

[Deleted member 8576]

No

 

[Deleted member 4430]

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