POV: You are Messi

WonkyChin186

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>Be born with a gh deficiency

>Causes you to be bottom0.1% height for your age during your formative years, making you ND for life

>Get put on growth hormones

>Happen to be the most skilled football player on planet earth

>Be fat and lazy and never train while still being #1(everyone calls you a cheater and rigger bc ur 5'7" low ltn and ND)

>Become an extremely loved multimillionaire

>Have a wife and kids while barely training and doing whatever you want all day after you kicked a ball around for no reason like a slave for 2 minutes in a match last week(you earned 30million)

When talking about individuals or the top/bottom 0.01% of anything it breaks the rules

I'd rather live Messis life from birth till now than ronaldo

Mainly because ronaldos training is extreme while messis life is incredibly chill

despite 6'3 NT htn vs 5'7 ND ltn, they both have a wife and kids now with infinite attention and love, it makes 0 difference
 
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you forgot to mention that both of them are billionaires
 
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Messi really minmaxed the RNG of life lol
 
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